What

Brad | 21 | ♐ | INTP | He/Him @thelawjack

[pekingopera]

thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[sexhaver]

the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

[dottedwaves]

its 2025 and I have to say this every single night because I accidentally trained my dog to pee with it. when we’re away I have to look the dogsitter in the eye and tell them that my dog needs to hear “go piss girl” to go outside before bed. he’s not even a girl. they have to say it with the right inflection or he doesn’t understand.

[mens-rights-activia]

[livorwort]

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

[mens-rights-activia]

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

[chronicgroggyconfusion-deactiva]

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

[mens-rights-activia]

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

[slutpoppers]

Digimon Adventure 02 Hurricane Touchdown!!

[charmac]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[slutpoppers]

Digimon Adventure 02 Hurricane Touchdown!! (2000)

[digi-lov]

Gomamon EX8-018, Dolphmon EX8-020, Whamon EX8-025, and Plesiomon EX8-027 by naru from EX-08 Extra Booster Chain of Liberation

[larval-tear]

i need a peon

[himborc]

something need doing?

[larval-tear]

my man

[courtiers]

remember congrats on the ethnostate

[courtiers]

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[toskarin]

one time I almost gave my statistics friend a heart attack by saying I "didn't believe" in the monty hall problem and I think that was probably the most evil thing I've done to this day

[toskarin]

I deadpanned through a 10 minute explanation of it and then dropped "oh, no, I get it. I just don't think it works like that." and I could feel how badly she wanted to kill me

[toskarin]

no I don't think so

[phoenixlooper]

Me when i dont believe in the monty hall problem

[mikiri]

Myth busters did a segment on it that helps explain!

So yeah.

[toskarin]

I am smarter than the Myth Busters. I would look at a Myth and simply know without any busting

[drag-on-dra-goon]

with... ...out... busting.......??

[uchikoshiheritagepost]

uchikoshi heritage post

[burningbutter]

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Monty Hall problem - Wikipedia

[toskarin]

you can't trust everything you read on wikipedia

[alicehealer]

The chances are 50/50. It either is or it isn't

[toskarin]

not quite. every choice is 1/3

[notathrowawayname]

I have explained this concept to children and blown their minds

[toskarin]

my mind is much harder to blow than a child's, you will find

[toskarin]

it's true that I am not looking at every branch of the possibility tree: I am only looking at the correct one

[inremote]

toskarin i am right there with you. fuck monty hall and his problem. you made a 1/3 choice and it was either right or wrong

[toskarinfr]

you are misunderstanding me. as I pick the correct door every time, it would not be 1/3 but instead 1/1

[hammerspree-deactivated20250507]

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[digi-lov]

Venusmon BT10-42 Alternative Art by Nakano Haito from PB-18: Digimon Card Game Premium Heroines Set