I Like Food And Antifa

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

happy pride month to everyone except transphobic "LGB" gays

[yanguang]

no context wuxiaposting

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[acidgirl]

the other day my friends and i watched the great gatsby and one of them suggested putting on lou bega’s scatman and hatman and here i’ve recreated the magic we experienced that night

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[taohun]

stuff happening on r/discoelysium

[sexhaver]

at my first job out of college we had an "all-hands" company meeting/retreat thing at Foxwoods Casino. because of who i am as a person, i brought a few blunts with me and ended up hotboxing my hotel room's bathroom (you're explicitly allowed to smoke in the rooms lol) with my coworkers one night. they were all 10-20 years older than me and one guy in particular hadn't smoked in years + was used to smoking dirt so he ended up zooted out of his mind. as he would tell the rest of us the next morning, instead of wandering back to his hotel room after leaving mine at 10pm like everyone else, he got EXTREMELY lost and somehow ended up in the closed, dark shopping mall attached to the casino.

for context, we were staying near the top of the building on the left, and he somehow got Iost in the U-shaped building on the right:

this 35yo man spent three hours high as fuck wandering around the literal backrooms looking for an exit before stumbling back onto the casino floor at 2am. probably one of the worst highs in recorded human history

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[smitemeister]

have a hog wild weekend

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[tonysaintborgi]

my mutuals are doing this to me

[problematic-woman-lover]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

People have always been people (x)

[socialistexan]

Same exact playbook, down to the "but it was based on a lie."

[theabigailthorn]

literally the same people doing it as well

I cannot overstate how much the modern conversion therapy movement is about 50 people who all have names and addresses and who simply will. not. fuck. off.

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]

[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[aquasine0]

j aliens