This is really my dog's Tumblr.

Stella & Summit, two street dogs from opposite sides of the world taking over their parent's bed together, with occasional rants from their anthropology student/pharmacy worker human.

[saltwaterrrr]

Baby you my everything, you all I ever wanted 💖 #stellathestardestroyer #heartdog #bff #wealwaysmatch #iwantthisforeveriswearicouldspendwhateveronit

[saltwaterrrr]

A good pack of good beasts who are all better at rock scrambling than me. (Feat. The only Husky I'll ever like ) #stellathestardestroyer #summitthesithlord #keysthehusky

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

throwin shade aint gon help u shine ma

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[sidetongue]

A fantail melted in my pocket, all over my phone. Hen and Mil like caramel

[calliefield]

dog tongues are very effective at cleaning.

[ewokpillowtalk]

i am dog an it iz tru i luv candie an my human tu it smel so sweete bettr then bone my nayme iz dog i lik the phone

[securityunit-ese]

ohmygod

@sidetongue

[sidetongue]

I AM GETTING THAT TATTOED ON MY BODY

[internet]

[thedogist]

Indigo, Miniature Australian Shepherd (1 y/o), Astor Place, New York, NY • “He knows how to open doors now. He got into the bathroom and destroyed my robe.”

[handsomedogs]

This is Penny! We adopted her back in October. She’s made our life infinitely better. - @henryconradtaylor

[duplexity-blog]

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

[kerryrenaissance]

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

[everdeen420]

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

this shit is honestly so fucking real

[ellieptical]

I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego. 

[peppermintgrim]

If your Barbies’ lives aren’t like Game of Thrones, you’re not doing it right.

[saltwaterrrr]

Sometimes good shit comes outta sad shit ijs

[saltwaterrrr]

Anthropology as a four field approach is super weird when you stop to think about it; some of us are here for the tarsiers, some of us want to dig in Isreal, some of us will spend years studying baboons in their natural habitat, some of us get way too excited about human skeletal anatomy (me)... but here we are, dreading the same Linguistics quiz and mapping the same cemetery plot, together. It's wild. #vcuanthropology #anth

[saltwaterrrr]

Happy #worldanthropologyday ! I hope I can be as much of a badass as this lady when I grow up. 💕 #helenfisher #myhero #ActualLivingScientist #vcuanthropology #ayogurllemmeworkinyourlab

[saltwaterrrr]

Not sure if this was meant to be a feminist reference or a Bowie reference but TAKE MY MONEY

[sjwjonathan-deactivated20160430]

[saltwaterrrr]

"Moooom leave me aloooooone" #stellathestardestroyer

[gentlesharks]

Drone footage of a Basking shark in clear Scottish waters

[securityunit-ese]

Question anon here! You said Thistle isn't stinky, can you explain?

Good name! You’re now question anon! YOURE ALL QUESTION ANON.

IDK she just…she doesn’t really smell. Like, if you shove your head right up to sniff her she has an ever so vaguely fishy smell? Nothing unpleasant, she just smells a bit like fish. IDK if that’s her or the fact that I tend to buy fish based kibbles.

The only time she smells is when she has:

- rolled in something dead

- farted - im sure she farts sometimes but I have only smelt it three times in all this time owning her. Once in the car ((cheese)), once while laying on the floor ((cheese)) and another time on the bed with her butt pointed right at my face ((cause unknown)).

And thanks to whoever told me to smell her feet, I am now aware they do indeed smell like cornchips and this disturbs me very greatly.

[mothesheltie]

I’m so glad other people smell their dogs feet, I always get such weird looks whenever I sniff Mo’s. They smell like cheese Doritos but nobody ever believes me :/

[northern-snoots]

My dogs feet smell like mud almost all the time

[saltwaterrrr]

It's the kibble. Stella always smells a little weird when she gets salmon kibble.