The Lurker Initiative

25, Canadian, Hufflepuff, and fanfiction addict, podficcer. This is a multifandom blog. Love me some Teen Wolf, Avengers, SPN, Doctor Who, Sherlock, humour and whatever catches my attention. Primarily Sterek and Destiel, but I do like a little bit of everyone with anyone. Mix it up! Team Free Love FTW! Find my attempts at podficcing on A03 under saltyunicorn.

[criminalminds-goddess]

[yulpup-deactivated20180604]

[rebakitt3n]

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/04/married-lesbian-chinese-billionaires-actually-k-pop-stars.html I’m still okay if they’re overlords

[theraptorcage]

Eurasian Eagle Owl chicks

[hearthawk]

The laundry is alive and it is angry.

[provokelust]

omfg

[flyswattersupreme]

This is why you clean the lint tray regularly

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

you’ve heard of Dust Bunnies now get ready for

L I N T O W L S

[chaoswolf1982]

The lint owls eat the dust bunnies. It’s the cycle of debris ecology.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Nature is so savage ;_;

[brooklyn99]

[thenatsdorf]

Hero cat saves his friend from the vet. [full video]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Come with me if you want to live!”

[hello-shellhead]

Why are you standing all disheveled and sad in the rain, Tony?

[kit-harington]

[sarahseeandersen]

[3lix13]

…Some of Mike Mignola’s Post-Hellboy Watercolors…

 ‘It’s been at least 25 years since I didn’t have jobs lined up’

[bynscoolzone]

every aquarist ever be like

[thiskitty-ispissed-the-fuckoff]

😭where did y'all even find this I’m dead

[kaijutegu]

It’s in the Super Dictionary, a flawless piece of literature that has such other wonderful situations such as cake theft…

shoe-stealing whales…

Green Lantern and Green Arrow fleeing an angry mob (also a duck is involved)…

and “please help me.”

[lunationgeckos]

One of my greatest regrets is not owning this book. 

[kaijutegu]

Some more highlights from the Super Dictionary: Superman is friends with a giant who has no teaspoons.

Green Lantern looks at animals.

Joker and Batman are dating.

Robin gets tied up a lot.

Robin in general has a very bad time.

Supergirl’s text says “afraid” but her eyes say something else entirely.

Superman invites literally everybody he knows to come and watch Lois Lane sleeping.

Lesbians. 

Superman gets trapped in a bubble. Not a kryptonite bubble, just a regular soap bubble.

And Green Arrow plans to murder a child.

I could post dozens more of the strange situations (like Atom going on a date with a bee, Green Lantern LOSING HIS SHIT over a child trying to pick his flowers, some strange fetishy stuff with giants, Batman refusing to get down off the table, Wonder Woman’s continuous battles against pterodactyls, and Supergirl’s forays into paleontology), but that’d take forever and this post is already pretty long. The Super Dictionary is a wonderful acid trip of a book and I have never regretted purchasing my copy. If you’d like to see some scans, there’s more of them here!

[saintrobot]

The repetitive synonyms are such a good way to learn new words!! This is so cute and I love it

[lizawithazed]

I inherited my brother’s copy of this as a child and my god it was one of my favourite things

[roxiera]

Wts

[if-youre-not-a-dog-then-leave]

@millyandprudyandfriends

[awesomelifechoices]

Art by distracterisey, for my ’Stiles is a werefox’ story

Distracterisey says it’s not true to the story’s werewolf and werefox sizes (the size disparity in the fic isn’t that big) but I say DUNCURR. HOW CUTE IS THIS ART?

As Risey is dipping her toes into the Teen Wolf fandom, please encourage her to jump right in so that we can have more art! :D

[vintagebeautydarling]

[tastefullyoffensive]

She looks like she’s up to something devious. (via funcoolmami)

[ohmybollywood]

State of mind..

[j2stwincestiel]

@autheane 

[holyfires]

[thatashhole]

Omg.. he is just too Gorgeous.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hezenkoss]

there is nothing about wookieepedia’s pants article that isn’t hilarious to me? the one line description. the infobox. han solo’s crotch. the extremely long list of appearances.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

ok but what does the legends tab look like

[hezenkoss]

i’m still laughing