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kivcraft

zagreuses-toast

modern day who’s on second

official-lucifers-child

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

wolfwarrior142

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

all-doggirls-go-to-heaven-2

the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents Abbot & Costello again

somecallmekay

The School of Mustache Teleportation

your-turn-to-role

i can’t decide which episode i want to reference more, the last time liam came on the show dressed as the dread pirate roberts

(which was funnily enough when sam debuted this costume)

or the other instance of the roving mustache(s) 😂

somecallmekay

How dare you make my post funnier

moonymlm

hehehehehehehe wanna kiss a boy wanna hug a boy (i like boys)

cryptic-curses

haha what if..... somebody sent me homoerotic asks flirting with me...... and we started messaging...,,, and dating 😳😳

!mlm/nblm only!

liberaljane

Black Lives Matter.

Art by Liberal Jane

abd-illustrates

Y’know when you see something that makes ya go like:

abd-illustrates

I literally posted this an hour ago but it’s already relevant again

somecallmekay

April was the worst/weirdest year that never happened. Seriously, was April a thing this year? Sure, a lot happened last month but did April happen?

sam-is-a-dumbass

can't confirm. didn't exist in april.

official-contrabassoon

If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too

official-contrabassoon

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!

zendayascoleman

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

catboy-prussia

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

hugealienpie

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

somecallmekay

You’re not bisexual until you’ve fucked a bicycle

thatsbelievable

blackqueerblog

IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.

quiteliterallyhotsauce

WTF? Is this real?

Boost

redspecialstardust

Holy crap signal boost now!

welcometotheravenclawcommonroom

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

tua-as-vines

Idc I’m reblogging his on all of my blogs

Be careful out there !!!

sassystarlightcollection-deacti

Please please please PLEASE be careful!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Signal boosting this because omfg O.O

safitheartist

If you find it on your mail box, go on the phone with somebody and move to the nearest public place with a lot of witnesses. Stay there for a while and make sure you aren’t being followed. Arrange that you either can sleep somewhere else or that somebody you trust comes to your place. They are searching for easy targets, make yourself a hard target.

Otherwhise:

Stay aware, keep things you can use to defend yourself on your person (Keys between your fingers, peper spray, taser, etc)

Keep in mind what areas to aim for in a struggel

Always use your palm, elbow or tug your tumb in while striking to prevent injuring yourself.

Be carefull and try to go places in larger groups, preferably with several male friends.

Keep in contact with people and let them know about your where abouts so that not hearing from you in a while raises suspicion.

They like to aim for college students both because of the age group and because it’s more likely that you missing will be noticed late.

If you go out a lot or are searching for a new partner, stay aware. Don’t give your number out to strangers, go clubbing with bigger groups of friends and arrange that some of you stay sober that night, do not leave if you aren’t all together, watch your drinks, you can not trust a cute person you met at a club who brought you a drink, yes that also goes for other women. Do not leave with strangers, potential one night stands are not worth the risk. Do research on the clubs security beforehand, maybe go to the more expensive one with the better reputation, sure you might not be able to go as often but you will be going more save.

Same goes for bars.

All things considered you really want a new relationship try dating within your actual social circle. People your friends have known for a while or maybe long time friends themself. People who are registered at your university and you know have been leaving a social foot print are also more likely to trust. Always aim to go out with people you know others recognize and tell people when you plan to go on a date.

You do not play around when there is human traficing going on in your town guys. Stay save guys.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Reblogging this again for all this additional self defence/safety advice here for if you live somewhere where stuff like this is going on…

magical-warrior

Stay safe guys!Yes ALL of you no matter the gender, sexuality, relationship/friendship status etc. And if a person or a situation seems “off”, trust your instincts and nope the f*ck outa there, no matter the time.

tododeku-talks

Goodness Gracious, Stay safe! I know I haven’t posted anything in awhile, and I’m working on that, but I have to share this! Please be safe, these things are terrifying! <3

onceland

turtletotem

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

agooduniverse

#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been #that is the greatest line #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge #but will he get JUSTICE #will he get ABSOLUTION #will he get CATHARSIS #those are the things we don’t know #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)