here for the cult stuff

31 - she/they - cat mom - fueled by caffeine, video games, books, and spite

[sambleramble]

Im just gonna play peak bc it’s my weekend and ive been almost physically assaulted twice at work this past month and i work in -checks notes- animal welfare.

[sambleramble]

seeing you in my notifs always has me like

Ahahahahaha that’s so funny bc that’s the face I make when you roll up on my dash 👀👀

[raccoonmilf]

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

[raccoonmilf]

You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

[raccoonmilf]

Oh bless him

[aroacedavestrider]

hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

[honeypleasejustkillme]

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[illyrianbitch]

Why are you like always high

uhhh have u seen the state of the world rn. its either drugs or homicide and a gram of bud is a lot cheaper than a lawyer

[illyrianbitch]

smoking and thinking of u anon

[sambleramble]

This is literally the truth. Like bruh THC > 1st degree. Simple math. Lmao.

[thetriathlegacy]

I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?

[queerdnp]

cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

[illyrianbitch]

AHHHHH.

First of all. Yes yes yes yes smoking lmao. I love it I’m here for it. Lmao. Plus her taking Adrin to a thing!?! That’s totally gonna go great for everyone involved no sarcasm here at allllllll!

Azriel realizing it literally had me be like SEE I TOLD YOU SO SIR. But you know.

Another amazing chapter- I’ll have to smoke when I’m not sitting at the front desk at work - and can also smoke l m a o 🤣

so you dont think the night is gonna so perfectly smooth with absolutely no misunderstandings or az/reader tension-filled convos?? lmaooo

i was smoking while writing this last part which is why i felt, deep in my soul, our lovely adrin needed to be just like us hahahaha. i just knoooow they have the best shit in dawn like lets be so honest with ourselves rn

[sambleramble]

I definitely expect a cup to be held extremely tightly and a “dude lmaooo wtf is ur deal?” From someone who definitely knows what their deal is.

Honestly not only do they definitely have the best its one of those things that you don’t actually believe is the best until you have it. Adrin being a healer and a stoner is such a vibe tho bc when I worked in healthcare (yikes for me) I learned just how many people smoked like it wasn’t just like the hippie town I lived at for uni lmao. And healthcare workers go HARD💀

[guccixcucci]

[guccixcucci]

[jebbyfwish]

[venusrrvelez]

[myspace]

Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

[ruinedchildhood]

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust

[rylandsgrace]

HOUSE M.D (2004 - 2012) I 1.05 - Damned If You Do

[supervillainny]

Good point, billy from neighbours!

[senatortedcruz]

I am in tears lol

[transfemininomenon]

don't give up. you have GOT to outlive elon musk

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck