I'm a fucking idiot

I'm Sameena. 27. She/Her pronouns.

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

[samgirl98]

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

[cephalopodysseus]

Cats (2019)

[bunjywunjy]

literally ALL of these cats just revealed that not only do they recognize a separate moving image as themselves, but that they recognize their owner AND their placement in space which is actually a Big Fucking Deal and I hope that animal behaviorologists are going nuts over this

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[sexycraisinthanos]

Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?

Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not, perish.

[frottinq]

[rottenbutrecovering]

My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

[intelligentchristianlady]

Please just stay home.

[luvmangosdope]

Thanks to whoevet made this post!!! My allergies kicking my ass right now. I got scared for a min

[hippanthropy]

[nvclearbomb]

This is fucking me up right now

[armedandgayngerous]

POWER MOVE

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.

[flowri1983]

Finally some relatable fucking content.

[turquoiseorchid]

Adding more songs that I saw on a facebook post

[Image transcription: Songs with a 20-sec chorus to sing while washing your hands. Good As Hell (Lizzo) - repeat twice, Africa (Toto) - repeat twice, Landslide (Fleetwood Mac), Mr. Brightside (The Killers), Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd), Love On Top (Beyonce)]

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[albatross-bumblehand]

[primarybufferpanel]

I have just saved almost all of these playlists for later listening :-D

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[5starjuicy]

😍

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatmadhatter]

Okay, but THIS.

My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.” I very literally meant I didn’t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I don’t know the answer to?

I’m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if I’m doing something for the first time.

[dovewithscales]

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this