Berry's Gay Cave

F 27 UK and a fucking loser

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[crazy-brazilian]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[galaxywarp]

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[turbro]

[turbro]

[theonion]

BREAKING: Dogs Running

[farmlesbians]

[humanthing613]

So anyway the Pokemon Company just announced that Golem canonically farts its way up mountains

[lattedragon]

[instantbees]

did anyone order Pokemon appraisal goofery without dick jokes

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[garfieldthemovie-deactivated201]

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[kaban-bang]

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you