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all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2

this hit me like a truck

crookedvultures

“That’s a story for another time.” - ETMecheall

milowing

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

sayitasyoucan

My Valentine Cards

parakeet

Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

unashamedly-enthusiastic

socialmaya

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

theyer old enough that they used to connect

finnglas

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

galladegamer

headspace-hotel

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

purkinje-effect

dragoninahumancostume

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

iota-andromedae

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

kvassretriever

yankeeblue

deeranddog

New York City's new mayor is unplugging a disastrous government chatbot that encouraged small business owners to break the law.

And the funniest part?

theprofessional-amateur

And also being like "hey this city rules. We are opening the tower observation rotunda of this municipal building to the public for the first time so you can visit and see an amazing view of the whole city for free! We are working on making other spaces open and free too. And adding bathrooms. New York kicks ass."

And it is so great to have an elected official that both gets shit done and actively loves the place that elected him.

relientk

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

rabbitindisguise

udekai

raychleadele

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.

smallestbubs

like whack a mole

rat-council-official

official they can't win against us all post

arborealgargoyle

notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!

aquilacalvitium

If I was a rat I would enjoy this too

belbar74

almondcroissantsandink

"villains" with the sidekick they swear they didn't want

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

on their clit like morse code

estrogenesis-evangelion

"S.O.S. we're going down"

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

No stop that

foone

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

oddlysexypancake

uhh?

foone

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

monsata

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

bebx

allthingswhumpyandangsty

dankmemeuniversity

nitocrisss

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got