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this hit me like a truck
“That’s a story for another time.” - ETMecheall
the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)
My Valentine Cards
Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time
theyer old enough that they used to connect
They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.
They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.
Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?
THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS
New York City's new mayor is unplugging a disastrous government chatbot that encouraged small business owners to break the law.
And the funniest part?
And also being like "hey this city rules. We are opening the tower observation rotunda of this municipal building to the public for the first time so you can visit and see an amazing view of the whole city for free! We are working on making other spaces open and free too. And adding bathrooms. New York kicks ass."
And it is so great to have an elected official that both gets shit done and actively loves the place that elected him.
okay let's bake a cake 🎂
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.
like whack a mole
official they can't win against us all post
notice how they pause instead of all-out running? rat want grab-toss. they are playing a game! and pausing to make sure human has time to grab them and gently toss like the football!
If I was a rat I would enjoy this too
"villains" with the sidekick they swear they didn't want
on their clit like morse code
"S.O.S. we're going down"
fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post
No stop that
... - . -. -.. . -.-.
uhh?
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.
She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.
dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got
“You’re the only you we’ve got”
ok!!! ♥️
Yeah okay ill reblog that!!
This is so damn sweet and also good to know. I regularly have this struggle
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead