A great slam and then some!

Zach, 25, M. Blizzard owns my soul. Probably not actually human, just a bunch of memes in a trenchcoat.

[samuraizach]

Why aren't I ever just allowed to be happy....

[samuraizach]

I'm so fucking tired of it all...

[chocolettchoo]

It’s October my dudes

[samuraizach]

Guess who’s still alive

It me.

[st-pam]

[starbirbz]

Stefán Karl will always be number one.

[ruinedchildhood]

[thegmsighs]

when you're level 1 and you face your first boss

[surreal--memes]

Surreal memes have reached the news

[arsonadvocate]

how could you leave out this fucking gem from the article

[ultrasound700]

This guy gets it.

[wannabeotakuboy]

[cometcrystal]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[carbonfiberpersonality]

The single most important video in the internet

[lady-feral]

Omg

[teathattast]

[karzahnii]

Overwatch - Tank Heroes

[4gifs]

[porkskins-deactivated20150630]

me participating in a group project

[adorkoftheworld-deactivated2016]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

[latibula-deactivated20210113]

Get out.

[powerfulwizard]

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

[powerfulwizard]

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

[thewomenandthechildren]

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

[powerfulwizard]

Don’t ever question me again, insect

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

[powerfulwizard]

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

[powerfulwizard]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[powerfulwizard]

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

[ddestr0yedd-deactivated20180403]

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

[esmaelj]

There’s finally five of them, they can do the pose now

psst, it’s in redbubble

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[zeldahime]

you can’t play in lava. you can only die in lava.