Mindless Rambling

~Sara. 23. CA native living in MI. Random stuff, personal stuff, mom stuff. Don’t reblog pictures of my kid. I talk in the tags. Ask me anything you want to know! Come along with me~

[whitepeopletwitter]

[southernsideofme]

[purpleskiesandcherrypies-deacti]

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

[lemonskittlesofficial]

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

[o-lanterns]

there’s so much more of these, this is the source.

this 1 centimeter ruler might be my favorite.

[bestmarvelmate]

[crewman-penelope]

This is the best! And so focking accurate!!

[irollforinitiative]

My students are taking a midterm. And I’m shaking with laughter. Fuck. Too real. This post ruined my illusion of being a stoic teacher proctoring an exam.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

not to take a joke post seriously but this is literally the ideal period humor because

1.) no gendered language

2.) no assumption that people only use tampons (weirdly prevalent??? in discussions about periods)

3.) Thor is here and Thor makes everything better 

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[tiktokarchive]

Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

[kitty]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[androdragynous]

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

[lmaonade]

is there any worst car radio experience than when ur listening so a mediocre song you kinda like and it ends and ads start so you switch to one of your other stations and just catch the end of a song you actually like and could have been listening to the whole time

[fluffygif]

[everythingfox]

“I’m so happy for them”

(Source)

[saras-ramblings]

My depression is really heavy today.

[fat-birds]

Violet Backed Starling by LawrenceNeo on Flickr.

maybe not fat, but absolutely fabulous

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[surprisebitch]

its never too early to teach your toddler to do leg day

[thespoonmissioner]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

…but don’t be obvious

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fivekets]

[little-miss-hell]

“A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care of Your Human” 

[thegoodvybe]