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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

liesandnights

To lovely humans who were excluded from invitations, left behind when they tied their shoes, forced to walk in the grass when the sidewalk was full, spoken over when you tried to contribute, whispered about or laughed at, given side-eye when you tried to fit in…. you are so worthy of love.

catcrumb

sosuperawesome

Blue Sun Threads on Etsy

prosekai

insomniac-arrest

I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as I writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.

woodsjpeg

anyone can cook, will

brucebocchi

this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil

liberalsarecool

Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

stele3

No. I will not have you do this.

Dr. Nikola Tesla did not sign bad contracts. He signed an excellent contract with Westinghouse to bring AC power to America. Westinghouse was the big competitor against Edison Electric, which ran DC power. Thomas Edison was a massive prick and Edison Electric went around doing its best to convince everyone that AC power was dangerous, most infamously by electrocuting an elephant to death and developing the first execution-style electric chair using AC power. All of this cemented in the mind of the public that AC power was dangerous and deadly, while DC power was somehow safer.

By 1890, Westinghouse was in trouble. George Westinghouse went to Tesla and laid out the truth: if he honored the royalty contracts that he’d agreed to pay Tesla, he would go bankrupt. So Tesla tore up the contracts. He walked away from millions, maybe billions of dollars because he believed that wireless electricity should be free to the world. Westinghouse went on to bring AC power to homes across America.

Tesla wasn’t a bad businessman. He was an idealist who hated capitalism.

cirilee

this is the best possible version of fred

arsonist-arcade

himbo

imhonestlyjustsoconfused

Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?

Can someone find those screenshots for me?

transmadotsuki

thesevenumbrellas

So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!

the-real-skeletor

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s parents

river-bottom-nightmare

Fred killed Dick Grayson’s Parents

cheaphalloweencostume

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

cheaphalloweencostume

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nerdyvocals

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

whatrturtles

renxiaoyao

no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities

luulapants

Radicalize your fanfiction:

Enemies to lovers comrades (also: comrades to lovers)

Coffeeshop Employee owned and operated co-op AU

Alpha/Beta/Omega Autocrat/Bourgeois/Oligarch dynamics (dystopia)

Fake dating comrades AU

Hurt/Comfort Free Healthcare

Mpreg with federally mandated parental leave

Soul Unionmates AU

And there was only one bed copy of the Communist Manifesto

Accidental baby government subsidy acquisition

Mutual pining aid

Free college AU

Fix-it with public funds fic

Fuck Tax the rich or die

Huddling for warmth resource conservation

Didn’t know they were dating benefiting from public resources

Prison abolition AU

batferret

primeemeraldheiress

I fucking love this.

compassionispunk-moved

[audio transcript

Animals I would pet with zero hesitation despite the severe bodily harm it would certainly cause me. I’m 100 percent aware of the carnage that hippos are capable of. That being said, put a baby hippo in front of me, and I will be petting it with zero regard for my well being. At over 100 pounds, a baby hippo could probably take my arm, but if God gave me two arms and one opportunity to give a baby hippo affection, I will happily roll those dice. I really shouldn’t be saying that, but I am not strong enough emotionally to say no to a face like that.

Hyenas are one of the most vicious animals in Africa, and I know for a fact that I have a problem because even though I’ve seen it play Operation with a living baby zebra, my brain processes this picture and just sees a very seasoned puppy. A HOMICIDAL puppy, but a puppy nonetheless. I envy the man that handles hyenas for fun because I would gladly give my left leg to do this. The problem is with a 1,000 pound bite force, they would take it with or without my consent.

I don’t if this is sacrilegious, but I would embrace the devil with open arms if I ever got the opportunity even though this homicidal Loony Tune has the personality of a chainsaw that diet of a land vulture. I’ve stanned this for a majority of my childhood, so at the risk of my face becoming the devil’s chew toy, I’m holding him first. So whatever course of action he chooses to take, I will accept.

end audio transcript.]