Arashi

[sassytigerdame]

You are wonderful and amazing, I'm glad you exist. I hope you have a good day and get nice things.

?????????? Omg???

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

[scorpiohumour]

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

[blackaquokat]

@ahsoka

[millerizo]

"I married this man,,"

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original text post by @superdogbiter

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bug-step]

[red-zeroo-deactivated20210211]

Lmfao

[hardtosaythesethings-deactivate]

[princesstigerbelle]

[randomslasher]

This post honestly keeps getting better

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[bibliophilicwitch]

my family has called this playing under cover monster :3

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[catchymemes]

[amarretto-cowboy]

I’ll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just stop talking to me for months at a clip.

At one point she straight up blocked me and bragged to mutual friends about it. Friends went to me and told me to move on and that it’s her loss. Her and I didn’t talk for 2 years. In that time, I moved on to the point of getting married. Soon after I got married, she popped in to see if I was single still and lost her shit when she found out I had gotten hitched.

She tried to convince me to get a divorce and called me and idiot for getting married in the first place.

The best part… When she asked why I didn’t wait for her to “come around”. I told her she gave me no choice but to move on when she blocked me.

This was her answer: well a block is only temporary. You should have just waited for it to end then hit me up!

Yeah…. I’m so glad I didn’t.

[samael-d-h]

fuck those people who play these games

[rainbowloliofjustice]

People who play these games should be kneecapped

[mahoganydesk]

My dad nearly fell into this trap. He was engaged to a woman who would go silent for a while after an argument. Dad finally told her, “Either you’re by my side or you’re not. I’m not playing these high school games anymore. If you love me, talk to me. Otherwise, we’re done.”

He ended up marrying another woman who never played games with him and helped his better side come out.

This advise can go for anyone out there: if your SO is doing this shit, tell them to cut it out or you’re leaving. And follow through on that threat.

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Get you a significant other who has good communication skills and will resolve problems together like a fucking adult

[moonflower91]

Yep. Games ain’t cute, and they do not make a happy, healthy relationship

[jewishevelinebaker]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

tfw you grew up in a neighborhood with a lot of Orthodox Jews so the second option just seems like the natural choice – when Modern Orthodox men wear regular hats they usually also wear a kippah under it as a failsafe, which is basically the "she knocked my hat off, but luckily I had another smaller hat on underneath" meme in real life

[wonderweird]

talkative bird…with strong silent bird….

Nintendo please let Brewster come home I miss him dearly.

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[probablyfoxyjourneys]

I feel called out!

[followthebluebell]

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

[barin-mclegg]

You... called a cat Roomba?????

[followthebluebell]

Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

[cosplayparental]

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

[followthebluebell]

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1.  i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

it seems the public is no longer in the public

[lady-raziel]

[spookyscaryasexual-deactivated2]

i made a bunch of umbrella academy pride logos, they are free to use if you give credit!, if you have any suggestions then please tell me!

DNI: TERFs, paedophiles or “MAPs” or whatever you assholes call yourselves, any kind of exclusionists, who think that nb people aren’t real or aces and aros aren’t valid, whatever, y’all ain’t welcome.

[odinsblog]

Have a great day today.

[gahdamnpunk]

Burn these corporations down!!

[urbanfarmingmichigan]

Y’all ever heard of copy right? You know there is other varieties of potatoes to grow they the ones bred specifically for lays potato chips?

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

hows that boot taste

[windexcereal]

If anyone every tries to lecture me on why copyrighted plants are a good thing I will kick them in the throat

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[spooky-catboy-angel]

[bunjywunjy]

this is the same teacher and the same room from the ‘do your bucking vocab or I kill the dog’ video those students must be leading a wild life with this guy in charge

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sixpenceee]

How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10

[the-v-gees]

This is so frickin cool

[offireandwater]

Doing this