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eridan-ampora

who up dinking they oiter

tmos-time

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

eridan-ampora

lunerabo-deactivated20250206

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

kaiijus

Lets play the game called "how did you find my blog and what made you want to follow"

charlesoberonn

patterns-pets

Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something

xxziggystardust

sadmemegf

lopmon

the-absolute-funniest-posts

that’s not how you do it?

sometimes the stupidest things make me laugh

failnation

10knotes

A true scientist

sportmuscles

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans

sportmuscles

i read it wrong this isnt true

natrasharomanova

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

jungwildeandfree

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately

homunculus-argument

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

abstractandedgyname

human:

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

im-just-a-reaction

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

armedandgayngerous

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.