syl.

pretty

[satansbowtie]

Johnny: How dare you. I am an adult. I work hard. I pay bills. You will not disrespect me here. I can’t believe you have the gall to call me childish… Now get out of my pillow fort.

[satansbowtie]

Doyoung: I accidentally drank Jaemin’s coffee, how long do you think I have to live?

Johnny: 10.

Doyoung: 10, what?

Johnny: 9

[satansbowtie]

Haechan, looking sad: Nobody listens to me.

Haechan: if the package is this pretty, nobody cares what’s inside.

[satansbowtie]

Haechan: wait.. how did you find me?

Johnny: well. With the combined effort of tracking your dna prints from the crime scenes and eyewitness accounts, we-

Ten: We put ‘bitch’ in the GPS and it took us here.

[satansbowtie]

The rest of superm: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PERSON-!

Taemin, driving at 100 mph: She’s the one in the middle of the road, she knows what risk she’s taking.

[satansbowtie]

Mark: Taemin, whats wrong?

Taemin, dressed completely in black with dark eyeliner, going for the goth look: my sketchers dont light up anymore.

[satansbowtie]

Lucas: slips and falls over

Taeyong: omg are you okay!? That must’ve hurt!

Taemin: wait do it again, I didn’t see.

[satansbowtie]

SM: I love all the members of superm equally!

SM: there’s.. uh.. Taemin! And..

SM, looking at the smudged writing on his hand: Raekmyun, teahyong...

SM: oh! And mark.

[satansbowtie]

Lucas, about to do something stupid: go big or go home, right?

Taeyong, stressed: please.. please go home.

[satansbowtie]

nct dream are the best friends of the century. I mean they literally made a song about it. They’re the bestest friends (what can I say?)

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