As You Like It; Act 3 Scene 5 Line 68-69

Royal/Anghel ♛ 22 ♛ any pronouns ♛ Demi-Ace ♛ Filipino ♛ Aquarius ♛ INTP-T/ENTP-T ♛ Published Writer ♛ Screenwriter ♛

[joan-frommars]

gentle reminder that struggling with depression or anxiety or mental illnesses in general does not make you less of a Christian.

[evilsherlockshow]

“My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence.” — The Adventure of the Red-Headed League

SHERLOCK (2010)

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[satan-offical]

daily affirmations: you are a great cursed being. people fear your presence. you look cute in that dress. your all seeing eye is all knowing and powerful.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#PHILADELPHIA DIDN'T EVEN INVENT CREAM CHEESE#IT WAS INVENGED IN CHESTER NEW YORK 4 HOURS SOUTH#*starts being dragged away by Philadelphians* YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME

Not gonna lie I always just assumed cream cheese was hundreds if not thousands of years older than the USA. That's way too late to be creating new textures of dairy.

[elizabethswitch]

Cream cheese was invented by an American who was trying to make a different kind of cheese and fucked it up.

Cheez Wiz is what it is on purpose.

Spray cheese is a glorious mystery.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I though Cheez Wiz was a brand of spray cheese

[fenmere]

It sounds like it should be, but it is not

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh a cheese spread. We have that.

[fenmere]

that looks suspiciously like mayonnaise

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's not, it's extra soft cream cheese in a jar.

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[shofarsogood]

[ekjohnston]

The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.

[nonstickwaffleiron]

as an archivist I am begging you

put dates on everything

don’t believe digital stuff is preserved forever - if it’s really important (documents, photos, etc) print it out

name your files accurately I know it sucks but please

don’t destroy the original just bc you scanned it

rubber cement is the devil’s adhesive use photo corners and quit gluing shit

you will NOT remember write it down

if you staple things to the inside of a folder I will find you

your public library probably has equipment to digitize old media for free or can at least get you connected with somewhere that does!

[magical-soup]

There is no such thing as “the evil kill-people disorder that makes you kill people”; it has always been a myth made up by demonization to sell more ableism.

[pyrose-the-flame]

"the evil abuse-people disorder that makes you abuse people" is also a myth, no matter what people on TikTok try to tell you

[xanaxfarts]

unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

[xanaxfarts]

[junktastic]

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

[foxes-in-love]

[stillgotscars]

happy salt air and the rust on your door month to all those who celebrate

[strangestcase]

I don’t care how you slice it 99.99% of the time you choose to depict Jekyll and Hyde as separate beings it reads to me like What if this complex character was two less complex ones ☝️🤓 wouldn’t that be Spookier ☝️🤓 On account of the scary scary mental illness ☝️🤓

[strangestcase]

"what if this complicated story about a complicated person was simple and easy to digest and dogs are boys and cats are girls" is a frighteningly common approach to storytelling and adaption

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[valtsv]

who wants to see my favorite statue

[valtsv]

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions