Untitled? let's keep it that way

i enjoy fandom things and occasionally nonfandom things I reblog a lot of stuff so most of it is not mine I forget to tag and source a lot sorry in advance also I'm an idiot so please be kind

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras]

I don’t know, y’all, I just fundamentally disagree with the idea that a character being “good” means they’re boring or lack complexity.

The world is often a brutal and unforgiving place, and good characters are not all living some charmed life that shields them from the traumas and challenges and harsh realities of that world. They are just finding a way to keep their goodness intact DESPITE those things. That is hard to do even once, let alone over and over again across an entire life. Honestly, a good person accessing the ability to consistently do the right things in a world that gives them every reason not to is arguably MORE emotionally complex than a morally gray person making the much easier choice to just give in sometimes to the ever-present temptation to be selfish, angry or uncaring.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[kosmogrl]

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[domydreaming]

love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

[maswartz]

[fractally]

This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.

OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.

And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.

[frownyalfred]

I’ve seen lots of “Batman is Bruce Wayne’s secret lover” and “Bruce Wayne is Batman’s benefactor” but consider the following unexplored potential relationships:

Batman is Thomas Wayne’s illegitimate child (and therefore Bruce’s half brother)

Bruce is Batman’s LinkedIn Mentor

Batman is Bruce’s dominatrix

They killed someone in a boating accident back in 1997 and are sworn to keep that secret together until they die

Batman is an evil Bruce clone created by Lex Luthor who went rogue

they don’t know each other but Batman keeps saving Bruce because he thinks he knows him from somewhere, maybe

Batman is trying to collect on a ransom for Bruce but you have to rescue him ten times on the punch card

Batman is Jim Gordon and he only rescues Bruce so he can yell at him for letting his ward sleep with his daughter

Batman is a hired actor Bruce employs for PTSD exposure therapy

Etc etc

All I’m saying is, the Gotham tabloids should be getting way more creative and outlandish with their theories. “Oh, they’re sleeping together!” is so lame. Readers need intrigue.

(the batkids write this list and submit it to the local tabloids with little success)

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[unhingedthoughts24]

💩McDANNO SAYS: VOLUME 1

[kinda-ok]

They love each other I promise

[unhingedthoughts24]

“He’s a complete slut for the person he loves.”

The slut in question:

The person he loves:

The slut in question:

The person he loves:

The slut in question:

The person he loves:

The slut in question:

The person he loves:

The slut in question:

The person he loves:

I don’t make the rules.

[reginaphalangelobster]

So everybody knows ^ this ^ picture right? I can't find the meme right now but it's the whole "me standing next to my cancelled wife" thing. I love the meme and this image in general but I just found something...

^ This ^ gives the same energy and I am here for it. This also got me thinking a little bit.....

There are many similarities between Dean and Steve that I could go on about but I'll just mention a couple.

Insanely self sacrificial

More than a little suicidal but claiming "it's for the greater good"

In love with their best friend that they met during a world ending catastrophe (while I love Stucky, this post is focusing on Stony)

Can be emotional stupid but would do very near anything for said friend

Practically the same haircut

Great ass (in my humble opinion)

"The hunk" but emotional deep once you get past that

Bad dads that aren't talked about enough

People talk about their parallels but not a certain other one that I'd like to discuss....

So apart from the obvious blue light for Tony's arc reactor and Castiel's grace, there are other similarities.

Not necessarily warm towards Dean/Steve to begin with

Got closer and without words considered them family

Speaking of, asshole dad and fucked up definition of family

Is arguably a little more devoted and would do anything for Dean/Steve

Dean/Steve picked their brothers over them (Stucky is platonic love is this)

Same hair colour

Emotionally disregarded and people assume they just don't have emotions (people think Tony's a dick and Cas is a robot)

ROBOT. Castiel more emotionally and Tony both emotionally and physically, but Cas' grace can sort of repair him in a robot like way if you squint

Lives in a suit

Text book smart/just knows things but emotionally idiotic

By the end, both became dads and were fantastic at it (haven't seen Cas and Jack yet but I've read enough random posts to get the gist)

See the resemblance? Oh, there's more...

There's ^ this ^

The hair. THE. HAIR.

Tried to settle down, didn't work out the first time but it did the second, also when they had a kid

Their brothers have died many times and who the fuck knows when they're gonna come back (bitch, they fucking will, Supernatural season 16 will happen and Dean will be alive and well - preferably running a B'n'B with Cas)

Both love their brothers

Both are often extremely pissed of at their brothers

Their dads lied about a lot (Odin about Loki and John about Sam but you get it)

Their mothers were loving, blonde, kick ass and generally just great

Through time travel they both got to talk to their mothers after they died

In love with the ones pictured below

And of course......

^ This ^

In love with the ones pictured above

The ✨sass✨ in these images alone

Underrated. UNDERRATED. (both in fandom culture and by the people around them canonically)

Adorable.

Sacrificed themselves after they "didn't want to be part of a team" - (Gabe's death against Lucifer in season 5 and Bruce's snap - didn't kill him but neither did Gabe's) - (Gabe didn't want to work with the Winchesters but did to fight Lucifer, Bruce didn't want to become an Avenger initially and just wanted to be left alone)

All they want is peace!

There's also.....

Amazing ginger women.

CHARLIE AND WANDA

Traumatic past that resulted in them becoming orphans

AND YET cinnamon rolls

Literally way too fucking sweet I love them both so much

VERY gay (IDC about Vision, Wanda is gay in my mind)

So incredibly kick ass

They had their bad moments (Scarlet Witch and Bad Charlie)

Lived fariytales (Charlie in Oz, Wanda in Westfield - bad fairytale but still)

Big brother relationship with Dean/Steve

The Bad Charlie - Red Room Natasha parallels

Rowena and Wanda magic and all around bad decisions (a little bit evil)

They ALL died sacrificing themselves!

Aaaand.....

Okay so, I haven't gotten to the Jack stuff but based off of what I know, here are some similarities.

Look at them

Adorable

Biologically familial issues to say the least

But found family? That's where they shine

Tony/Cas are both great dads to these two even if for a while no one will admit it

They literally have special names (Irondad and Dadstiel)

With great power comes great responsibility......

Then we have......

Universe dads.

They have that "what the fuck did my kid just do" look

Adopted world saving children

Over everyone's shit

Both have/had disabilities but still helped to save the world (Nick's eye and Bobby was in a wheelchair for a while)

Feared and respected by everyone but their kids (ish for Bobby but get on his bad side and....oof)

Would do a LOT for their children, possibly anything

We've also got....

Okay hear me out!

Insanely flirty

English accent. Sorry, AMAZING English accent

Looks fantastic in an all black suit

Into the whole "royalty" thing

"Rightful place on the throne" etc.

Got locked up for a while

Faked their deaths

Died for real in a self sacrificial way (I haven't seen Crowley's death but I am damn near certain it's like this, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm avoiding as many spoilers as possible)

Often thought of as shallow, evil, only out for themselves

But all they really want are good friends, maybe a family

One parent treated them like shit (Odin and Rowena)

Oh and by the fucking way....

^^^THIS^^^

So yeah. I had to stop myself before I got more carried away. (I literally spend 2 hours straight on this and I didn't even notice time passing whatsoever)

There are almost certainly many holes in this but I just had to share it because it's fucking with my mind.

[unhingedthoughts24]

Amazing. 10/10. No notes. Bravo.

[unhingedthoughts24]

💩McDANNO SAYS: VOLUME 2

Now even longer and gayer!