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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@satyrcrusader
the locked tomb has truly ruined any of my authoring aspirations. I could live a million million lifetimes and never write, edit, and publish something so perfect.
I know of course that I only know the polished version we got, because we don’t get to see all the work but my stories are the coffee shop AU and not fucking TLT
Hey man dont beat yourself up, we can all be as good as tamsyn someday if we try hard enough. I believe in you
I know, right? It would be horrible if someone did all the housework while their spouse relaxed.
Me, a three-handed bald liberal anxiously holding my two-headed baby while grating the laundry and wiping the soup in my oven-less, counter-less, furniture-less kitchen on the eight of month, while my wife relaxes in the carpetless living room while a spider watches the tv rent-free: this is fine.
Jan. 16 Coord
God i need her to poison my coffee
Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”
Human Beings:
important note: this cat's full name is breakfast sandwich
*screams from the mountain tops until the heat death of the galaxy*: HUMANS COULD BE CARETAKERS OF THIS PLANET AND HELPERS OF LIFE IF WE AS A WHOLE WERENT EGOTISTICAL COWARDS!!
The type of posts that make me fantasize about making egregious fucked up genie wishes in an attempt to benefit the planet as a whole
always remember: stupider people than you have learned it
Damn...
“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
People love to say things like “Hiding Anne Frank was illegal, turning her in would have been legal” without like fully grasping the modern implications properly. You have tons of folks like “if WW2 happened today id have __” that do not realize what is happening around them.
We have this idolized AND sanitized version of what happened then, and so we do not recognize it when it happens now.
Resistance fighters assassinated nazis and blew up weapons and infrastructure and destroyed records and forged paperwork and raised secret funds and smuggled people in vehicles and yes, hid them in their homes.
“Well it’s sad he got sent to an ICE camp but he faked his permit :/“
Whoever helped him fake his paperwork did what fighters in ww2 did. People who cut through chain link fences do what fighters in ww2 did, people who blow whistles chasing after ice cars do what fighters in ww2 did, people who destroy arms factories and cop city cranes do what fighters in ww2 did, people unmask agents do what fighters in ww2 did.
People are doing it now! They’ve been doing it now! You keep saying “oh if this happened here__” it HAS! It IS!
What are you doing about it?
I spoke to so many brick walls in high-school trying to warn them that this shit was gonna happen
Honestly Jod should be really thankful Harrow sabotaged her lyctorhood process. Cause Harrowhark Gideon, created from the thanery bloom of 200 dead children and powered by the soul of Gideon “Space Jesus” Nav, would probably be the only person besides Alecto capable of killing him
I believe she could do it without the lictorhood
THATS MY GIDEON NAV
Not enough muscle sorry
you know people gain muscle for films right
Very true, get that girl some roids right away!
THATS MY GIDEON NAV
Not enough muscle sorry
like gideon i dont think you have the best view of yourself…
Gideon in the Mirror:
Gideon from anyone else's POV:
Emoji menus should not close once you've clicked an emoji. I'm typing out an entire pictographic sentence here do not close my beautiful toolbox on my hands I am not even close to done.
Feel like you should have added some emoji to this 🤨😏😅
some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding
Yeah honestly, cuz that first statement doesnt make any fucking sense. Answering "No" is a lie, but like why tf would ever say yes??? Who in their right fucking mind gonna sell out their friend cuz they would rather be honest??? Pussy ass behavior. Sack up.
Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)
Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around
Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram
in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine.
i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft
Dwarves and Elves be like
That last one goes hard af
Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example
Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap
Wouldn't changing the public attitude towards snakes into a positive one increase accidents involving venomous snakes? Genuine question. I dont know anything about snakes and cant identify them (besides the very obvious rattlesnake) so the only thing preventing me from getting bit by one (besides the fact that I dont go outside very much) is my fear of them. If an ignorant person like me were NOT afraid of snakes what is going to stop them from trying to pet one? Or buy one? I know most people aren't that dumb but some of them are.
Ideally people would feel positively towards snakes while still respecting them as wild animals. A lot of snake bites occur because the victim is harassing the snake--including trying to kill, injure or move it; so reducing people thinking that they need to interfere with a snake (because they hate/ fear it and want it dead or off their property) would probably reduce snake bite incidents. Also if you unintentionally startle a snake by getting too close the best possible action is to calmly back up. It's easier to be calm and quiet when you aren't afraid and then if you want you can admire the snake from a safe distance.
Think of the way people interact with skunks-- skunks are adorable! and I don't know anyone who is truly afraid of or hates skunks. But everyone knows that skunks are capable of spraying you if you get too close--but the skunk will give you a good warning because they don't really want to spray you, they just want to be given plenty of space. People can think skunks are cute from a distance and still respect their space. I think everyone already knows that snakes are capable of biting, so the trick is getting people to realize the snake isn't malicious and probably won't bite if you give it plenty of space.
(Also local laws vary, but it would be hard for a snake keeping novice to get their hands on a venomous pet snake--most places require special permits and proven experience with snakes before allowing you to buy a venomous one and no reputable seller would sell you a venomous snake without making sure you had the permits, enclosure, attitude, and experience to safely care for it)
