Real is just a matter of perception

Saucy (Camille), 23, Belgium, bi, she/her, multi-fandom blog. I've got way too many obsessions so yeah, this blog is a big mess! Hopefully, you'll find something you like!

[mistysblueboxstuff]

I like you older. Older means we're still here

[peggybrandt]

The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) dir. Martin McDonagh

[manny-jacinto]

L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.PEDROPASCAL +

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[dilf-phoenix-rights]

Trio of ace attorney memes I made that felt a little too real compared to the other ones.

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[balaclava-trismegistus]

landlords are so fucked because genuinely I'd be so happy to be an actual building manager. Like a real one. Just being the handyman that helps keep a place running. Make sure people living there are doin well and have what they need in their place. Do what I can to help manage the property and make it a nice communal space. I'd be like a chieftain. I'd even lead people from my complex on long journeys to raid monasteries for their valuables. Perhaps even establish trade routes reaching as far out as Byzantium. Thatd be a mad chill job I'd be good at it.

[hornedbooty]

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

[a-sadist-at-play-45-deactivated]

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

[fission-mailure]

wowe, take a chille pille, maen.

[kipplekipple]

Sommeonne needs to relaxe

[rabbitrah]

What is the English language, it not unnecessarey, redundante, sloppey, and visualley displeasing?

[veronicasummersfelton]

The words are pope-ing

[catchymemes]

[meanplastic]

This iconic “makeover” on 10 Years Younger.

[encriptado]

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

We gotta find that stylist and put her in jail

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[prime-tiktoks]

[eddiedisasterdiaz]

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[eruphadriel]

[schrodingers-fyke]

SD:LKFM WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

[saucy-thegoldfish]

Forever in the state of "I want to start a conversation with someone I haven't talked to in a while to see how they're doing but I don't think I have the long-term social energy to keep it going"

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"