dang-dang-diggity-dang-a-dang

[last-to-the-orgy]

[hungry-4-both]

@danipup hidin' this gem in the tags

[yugirimistwalker]

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[goobra]

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

[iggykoopa666]

[lippoilmoved-deactivated2023010]

[rottingfacade]

Breaking bad should have a laugh track

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

every episode is five minutes longer because every time jesse shows up they have to pause to let the audience finish cheering

[wonni]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAO

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[satanstrousers]

I experienced magic in Central Park today

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[deejay]

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[petfinder-names]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[queensboro]

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[poipoipoi-2016]

If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.

[argumate]

what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken

[ms-demeanor]

Then you're going to have to wing it.

[rox-and-prose]

I swear to god

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.