Saving Faes

An author and worlock with too much time, or too little, depending on the day.

[gomalemo]

Spiny Lobster Dragon

[purplegfdgirl]

Reblog if your blog is skin friendly!

hrnnnnn i;love skyn,,,,,,, yummie yummie for my tummie

[pukicho]

People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick

[pwesident]

PHALLUS ELECTRUS

[pukicho]

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[eternalgaylord]

the real allies

[eternalgaylord]

I think about this every day

[paper-mario-wiki]

i REALLY love the “new pokemon girl is malicious and scottish” meme it’s really good.

[paper-mario-wiki]

watch this rly good video please

[out-of-my-interest]

Clarence

[expulsi0n-deactivated20150723]

Proud of Cartoon Network for taking action so quickly.

[starwhal]

wait what happened

[kiltyascharged-deactivated20170]

The creator of Clarence sexually harassed a female storyboard artist. They kicked him to the curb and he’s no longer allowed in the studio 

[etoapia-deactivated20150703]

good job, CN

[cosmic-noir]

[sjflkansdfljaslsd-deactivated20]

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her – boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden – nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.“

[skypig357]

Goddamn. Good man

[action52]

love that picture of shelley duvall where she looks like a jojo character

[action52]

[karzahnii]

Imagine not being very comfortable drawing hands, and then wanting to draw 10 of them because Obsidian is worth it

[goblinbefriender]

when the cursed interact

[demilypyro]

this is worded like he dressed up like that to satisfy kojima’s soldier kink

[eva-420]

he did

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[becausedragonage]

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

[northeastartist]

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

[isoputual-moved]

I am morally obligated to reblog this post

[cousinborris-deactivated2021070]

does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?

[96theater]

yeah its by max raabe

[bill-the-mystery-beaver]

*applauds*

This sounds like an old-timey Disney Villain

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[kvotheunkvothe]

[penny-anna]

a while ago I was thinking about the fact that early dnd is literally just lotr with the serial numbers filed off & also also about how odd it is that dnd originally had a class that was just called ‘thief’ and then it hit me. that Bilbo is. a burglar.

is Bilbo a rogue. is Bilbo the original rogue. discuss.

[potofhoneypieceofstardust]

Later in life he multiclasses into bard and gets down to writing

[penny-anna]

but is he a rogue who multiclassed in bard… or a bard who multiclassed in rogue…

[potofhoneypieceofstardust]

Bard who multiclasses into rogue Bc the party is not balanced.

He’s like a bard who specializes in the language of flowers and riddles

[penny-anna]

is Thorin’s company just like, a wizard, a bard who’s working on multiclassing as a rogue, and 13 fighters

[penny-anna]

upon reflection, they are the inverse of the IPRE crew (1 fighter 1 cleric 5 wizards)

[potofhoneypieceofstardust]

Merle canonically was one of the dwarves who was not asked/did not want to join the quest for Erebor

[penny-anna]

oh my god

[potofhoneypieceofstardust]

Probably for the best. No one wants 50 shades of green, Mirkwood edition

[penny-anna]

Ori, in Mirkwood: good thing we didn’t bring Cousin Merle along… he’s have loved this…

Bilbo: wait if he’d have loved it why’s it good he didn’t come along

Ori: you don’t want to know