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bugmuscle

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

talking-fox-actual-deactivated2

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

Huge things happening this week 🎉💥💥💥💥💥💥

loveridden1999

my two moods these days

#saturn retrograde #got me FUCKED UP

tboy-cock

asking the person who claims to say "id cover my drink around you/cross the street if i saw you" and "you look like youd hatecrime me/call me a slur" to trans men to "affirm" our genders if they also tell cis men that they look like theyd rape or attack them because theyre men just to feel something

#jesus h christ #do people actually do this??!

nakamorijuan

gayweeb

this is wrong

southerngamerguy-deactivated201

Yeah, she could’ve done this in her standard Sailor Moon form. Super form is overkill, really.

halfpastcaketime-deactivated201

Sailor Moon is stronger than Goku. I don’t make the rules. Fight me about it.

dragonxball

What!? 👀

seidmadr-secrets

I’m on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.

catbureau

19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moon’s powers

Is anyone else having a thing where you open Tumblr and some ad that you can't see starts playing music like it belongs on a shitty farming sim?

#tumblr issues

b0nkcreat

steps

the-acid-pear

One of my favorite tweets in all of history. Always thinking about dick swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock

smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

thespacesay

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syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#raw tomatos and bell peppers #can't do it #also I'm deathly allergic to turmeric #and every Indian person that I told that to looked at me like I shot their dog

qqueenofhades

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

qqueenofhades

Everyone in my notes right now:

aethersea

#anyway. jokes aside. we cannot allow a precedent of 'technically alive' politicians still holdung office.v #when the orange bites it his people will absolutely latch the fuck onto that it it's an option. #do not go fucking gentle#if you live in kentucky literally just call his office and ask if he's conscious. it is your right to have a cogent senator.

#honestly i feel like 'hi i'd like to know if my senator is dead' has the potential to be a hilarious conversation

@words-writ-in-starlight you're not wrong

mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.