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the absolute goofery of it all

[sbeefs]

kinda wild how much women hate women on here

[aloversrequiem]

i love it when SpongeBob closes his eyes in the earlier seasons. the way it’s drawn is just so nice shdhdjdk

[mapsontheweb]

How to say the name “John” in Europe.

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[sleepy-bebby]

Rico the Porcupine eating corn at the Cincinnati Zoo.

[maythray]

gouger and gougita

[turnabtsisters]

e bugs

[guerrillatech]

[sedoretu]

omg that’s not even all of it

[redchrominance]

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

gorbachev really gonna die a thousand deaths if pizza hut stops operating in russia

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[zvaigzdelasas]

Mikhail Gorbachev hospitalized

According to reports, the former and only president of the USSR suffers from diabetes and has kidney problems…

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[asterkallium]

piplup grain entrapment

[asterkallium]

piplup cares a lot about his work

[asterkallium]

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

[asterkallium]

piplup takes a sick day

[asterkallium]

piplup considers some jorts

[asterkallium]

piplup forgives his father.

[asterkallium]

piplup goes grocery shopping

[asterkallium]

piplup jumps your battery

[asterkallium]

piplup lights the menorah

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot

[asterkallium]

piplup catsits

[catchymemes]

[sloppystyle]

before and after you told them they were beautiful

[carina-xvx-hellebore]

}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{

[windupoperator]

one of them isn’t even a cat

[of-the-calm-inlet]

What even is it

[sbeefs]

guinea pig! with a little butter on it

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

the new counterculture needs to be anything that involves zero makeup and curation. the revolution will not be ‘content creator’-able.

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

im 100% serious. aliexpress fishnets and tiktok tutorial eyeliner is not punk. wearing a tshirt from 5 years ago with a simple, functional hairstyle is punk. in the age of aestheticisation rebellion cannot have an appearance because every ‘look’ is infected by capitalism. wear what you have. women, ask yourselves ‘would a man do this to their appearance in the same circumstances’ and if not, don’t do it. concealer exists to cause you mental anguish. ‘-core’ exists to cause your wallets to empty. refuse culture of perfection and accept the messiness and asymmetry of a human body. if your first thought is “but i will look ugly” ask yourself why you think an unmodified human body is ugly. secondly ask yourself why you are so afraid of that. reject the veneer, reject the facade. become un-commodifiable. the revolution will not be marketed

[draculaforce]

I hope the king crimson screaming guy is less scared now

[nontsutta]

He is content, flourishing

[haarute]

21st century peaceful man

[greatwesternrailway]

cannot imagine a video i would want to watch less than this one and frankly i’m offended that youtube would show it to me

[deadseacorpse]

I hope all of these people die painfully while I watch

[keeptwitteralive-deactivated202]

how the fuck are lesbians supposed to date.

[drpepper-is-a-woman]

I feel like I know what these people smell like

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mayorowly]

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

[alwayslateneedingtea]

WHAT’S NEW, MONEY-CAT? WHOAA WOAHH WOAHH.

[sbeefs]

very slowly eating a small pot of spicy mayo that came with some sushi

I’m so weak to chili but it tastes so good I just keep eating

[sbeefs]

tje option to blaze my posts at the bottom of all my posts amuses me greatly

sure thing tumblr gonna blaze my love-hate relationship with a little pot of spicy mayo

[marauders4evr]

“And that quote, “The only disability in life is a bad attitude,” the reason that that’s bullshit is because it’s just not true.” - Stella Young

[IDs: Screenshots from the late, great, Stella Young’s TED Talk: I’m Not Your Inspiration, Thank You Very Much. Stella is a wheelchair-user sitting up on the stage in front of a massive crowd. In these screenshots, she’s saying, “No amount of smiling at a flight of stairs has ever made it turn into a ramp. Never. (Laughter. Applause.) Smiling at a television screen isn’t going to make closed captions appear for people. No amount of standing in the middle of a bookshop and radiating a positive attitude is going to turn all those books into braille.]

I use this speech and the underlying theories a lot in my PhD, but Stella Young honestly had one of those voices that needs to be heard by everyone, so I figured I’d post my favorite part of the speech here. If anyone remembers that time I threw myself onto the floor For The Vine, you’ll know that I also hate the quote: “The only disability in life is a bad attitude”. Stella just conveyed the message with less pain.

Link to Stella Young’s TED Talk | Link to the transcript