There Are Other Worlds Than These

Jeanette. 23. Animal Behavior. Cricket farmer. 

[oobbbear]

I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

[shamebats]

Sucks to see someone else living your dream.

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

They're making it sound so doable... I have a long term plan for my life now.

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[pooslie]

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[batsandboba]

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

[batsandboba]

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don't care about its tragic backstory that thing had better have all its shots

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[khazaddoom]

His dark materials is so funny. It starts out like “oh no, my best friend is missing! Let’s go on an adventure to find him!” and two books later they’re going “let’s start a multi universal war and kill god”. And they’re twelve.

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[happybird16]

Wait so this was actually a prophecy

[bumblebeebats]

God what i wouldn't give to have the sheer stamina and work ethic of my next door neighbor. Every morning, 8am, the hammers and drills come out. he's putting up shelves. he's feeding cables through walls 6 inches from my pillow. He's putting together furniture. He's making smoothies. He's 74 years old. Does it piss me off? of course. But i have to admit that he is clearly also the superior being. I need The Substance but to turn me (anemic 20-something with the constitution of a consumptive Victorian child) into this absolute beast of a man

[bumblebeebats]

Met this same neighbor today as he was effortlessly hauling his bike up 4 flights of stairs having just finished a 20 mile bike ride and i (masked and bedraggled) explained that I'm on the tail end of a cold but venturing out as I've run out of food, and he was like "Aww no!! 🥺🥺 If you ever need me to pop down to the shops and do some shopping for you just let me know!!" like Steven, that is SO kind, truly, but I have to draw the line at you doing Meals on Wheels for me right now. what i actually need is for you to come with me on a Back To The Future style adventure and somehow make you my biological grandpa because my current genes are simply not pulling their weight. can you leave me your zest for life in your will, Steven. Steven please

[look-something-shiny-redux]

[depsidase]

[queen-mihai]

Overpowered comeback

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[victoriankeysmash]

[shadowthehedgehogmovie]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[anxiety-elemental-kay]