We'd'ven't

33, they/them, writer for The Space Between webcomic, artist for myself, general buffoonery

[montereybayaquarium]

Birds of a feather get inked together! 🪶🤍

Raychel and Alivia have a lot in common with  Makana and Alika, our pair of non-releasable Laysan albatross. 👯‍♀️ That's why they decided to get matching tattoos of the magnificent birds they care for!

You may be lucky enough to meet feathered and fabulous Makana when she chooses to hop on her cart and put on a special program at our Kelp Forest exhibit. 

Alika’s more reserved and prefers a quiet life behind the scenes, but rest assured, she’s in the best company with her dedicated care team. 

Thank you, Raychel, Alivia, and all our aviculturists for the ink-redible work you do! 👏👏👏

This #EarthMonth, join our staff and wider community of ocean lovers who are curious, hopeful, making waves for our blue planet.  🌊🌍

🕊️ Flutter over to our website for simple and meaningful ways you can make a difference for Laysan albatross and other precious marine animals! There’s wonder in ocean life and caring for it helps us all. 

Artist: amberlanetattoos on Instagram.

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[beesmygod]

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

[neutral-wizard]

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[qwantzfeed]

it’s only SOME of the way there and i could not have communicated that more clearly

[scarywaves]

don’t fucking even sora

[scarywaves]

Tell me about it.

[cheddar-baby]

[sreegs]

[sreegs]

[drizzles-in-paradise]

I honestly think that nonbinary people should be allowed to be mean* about our genders without getting shit for it more often.

*(Read: Assertive of our boundaries and stood firm on the fact that our identities are deserving of respect)

We should be allowed to make a sour face or take a cold tone with someone when they carelessly misgender us for the fifth time in a row despite multiple corrections. We should be allowed to complain about erasure and ask where our needs and experiences come into play when we hear people reinforcing binary normativity in their discussions of gender related issues. We should be allowed to be visibly/audibly angry with other trans people when they try to forcibly categorize us as fem or masc, or imply that our enbyness is a mere phase that will eventually lead to "real/full" (binary to binary) transition.

Nonbinary people should be allowed to take our identities seriously and expect others to do the same for us, regardless of whether or not we will come off as mean for doing so. Because quite frankly, upon seeing how exorsexist the world has become recently, I think we haven't been mean enough.

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[mossbawn]

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

[mossbawn]

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

[ihatepissvortex]

[officialkaylune]

Thank you everyone for your patience with regards to Kaylune's slightly delayed monthly update.

⋆ ·˚ ༘ Pet creation! ༘༘⋆ˎˊ˗

We'll be releasing the new roadmap on the 30th!

We'll also be giving the revamped Felyve their proper day in the sun on the 15th!

If this preview has left you with questions or you simply wish to share the excitement with others interested in Kaylune, you're always welcome to join our Discord!

We also have an Instagram, Facebook page, and a Bluesky. We really appreciate any follows, likes, comments or shares! ❤️

Credits: Background music: Tottomori - Tea cooling on the counter Recording and front-end programming: Kayla Back-end programming: Adam Site layout: cro and Kayla Banner artwork and sidebar pixels: tomo Felyve forms and Aquis: queijac Leporin: Fran Felyve description: berry And Kaylune staff (everyone aforementioned as well as Love, archstar / fal, tuna, Blaise, hedwig / belle, Xezov_TV, and Ven) for their suggestions, feedback, support, and additional work not listed. Kaylune is a team effort!

Please note the art, layout, and pronunciations in this post are all subject to change.

[maryfitzroy]

I can’t stop saying “what are we dOing? What’s GoingOn?” in the voice of jeremy culhane as tucker carlson

[maryfitzroy]

that’s the rule. that’s the goal now.

[maryfitzroy]

Happy 4th. Remember, that’s the rule. That’s the goal now. What are we doing? What’s going on?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I didn't even know that was possible

[beemovieerotica]