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lingering remnants of my online obsessions ((icon by the talented and amazing @juikbox)

[speakthewordonly]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[ozempicofficial]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

the best kind of tng scene

[airlocksandaviaries]

@vcollies @assignmentimprobable

[thatsbelievable]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[uglymelon]

Safety tips you can share during your next blunt rotation:

Bacteria grow most rapidly in the range of temperatures between 40°F and 140°F, doubling in number in as little as 20 minutes. This range of temperatures is often called the "Danger Zone." Keep hot food hot and cold food cold.

Always wear a life jacket when you’re out on the water.

When driving, use the three-second rule to ensure a safe following distance and avoid a collision. This gives you enough time to react if another driver makes a mistake.

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Carl Jutz (German, 1838–1916), "Ducks by the Stream" (details)

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[cieledheart]

[canipleasehavefood]

[fexalted]

[image description: photo of miles o'brien from star trek ds9, standing in front of a blue backdrop and smiling with his hands on his hips. text covering the image reads:

"stay alive. stay fucking alive

it's shit now but it won't always be

happiness comes in waves

you will find it and feel it again".]

[aevris]

my dearest neighbours who love to yell at 2am

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[hackfurs]

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

[hackfurs]

thats not true i dont think people would do that

[thatsbelievable]

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in