sadman

mega oof

[tabby-shieldmaiden]

Wow, a piece of media designed to sell toys to children! I sure hope it has extremely regular, un-bizarre lore…

[melsgoblinnest]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

no......... i shant say.......................

[oldmanontumbler]

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[tillman]

[schakira]

chopper: nami can you pass me the salt nami:

[toskarin]

[toskarin]

that's just not possible

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[paper-stars-still-glow]

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[chrispineofficial]

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

[radiation-detector-official]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[mangonetics]

hello welcome to post apocalyptic video game. this weapon you find is a gun made from plumbing and other garbage using no power tools. it was smashed together by a Raider (a discrete category of person, ontologically evil) while high on Drugs, and is an example of how stupid and primitive the people of The Wasteland are. it is fully automatic, has a rifled barrel, never jams, and has interchangeable magazines that are compatible with every other garbage gun made by other Raiders elsewhere in the world.

[verticalstorm]

[mcdungeon]

people who can decide where to put stickers must really have their life together

[vee-nyx]

every time i watch a Rían Johnson movie i think “wow…the whole Star Wars sequel trilogy could’ve looked like this…” then i shake my fist at the sky and curse JJ Abrams for ten generations

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[studentofetherium]

so the ghost is there

[bedabug]