Its Scissoring Time!

So many interests you don’t even know

[featherk1ss]

i love pizzapants thank you toby fox for giving me 10 year old fuel

[greatwyrmgold]

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[catboydave14]

gloomy troll, sunny human ☀️🌩️

[lostvegas08]

god can you guys get a therapist

[capricatttt]

Never ask a Krusie fan what happened in chapter 5 of the hit game Deltarune

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[guerrillatech]

[audible-smiles]

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

[ominous-signs]

Official please put yourself first sign

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

As someone who has worked in workers' compensation for the better part of a decade

You can die from overworking yourself.

This is especially common during the summer and nighttime shifts. You do NOT want to know the wide range of injuries I've seen. But you need to be careful and prioritize yourself and your own health always.

[asly-y]

Will love find them??!

[ratbastarddotfuck]

tumblr keeps giving me these ads with straight up porn in them (like, nude dickriding) and while idgaf about seeing porn I really am like, exhausted by the double edged swords of "terms of service" and "advertising".

I can't post images that show too much of my stomach, because notable body fat trips whatever alarms are up in tumblr HQ. but advertisers can show me skinny white girls bouncing on it all day long bc like, they're advertisers.

we live in advertising world. companies have more rights to "expression" in public than individuals. once you notice it you won't stop seeing it. you have a moral duty to resist it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

getting tired of these kinds of responses. "you're only seeing porn because you look at porn and the ads are connected to your data huehuehuehue" like it's some kind of gotcha.

I am a sex worker - a porn creator. Yes, I spend a lot of time on porn sites! sometimes for work, sometimes for pleasure. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Do you think I should be? I'm on testosterone, sometimes I jerk off four times a day. Get over it.

When I said "idgaf about seeing porn" I meant it! What I DO care about is the fact that I as a user and a worker cannot post my creative labour on this website, but that advertisers can show me whatever they want, including AI generated Attractive People doing my job. The implication that they're doing this with the use of tracking cookies makes it worse, actually. I don't like living under surveillance. Do you think it's funny? Or do you think that was part of the problem I was trying to talk about from the start?

[neostellarjpg]

great escape

[lonelyphantom]

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

[lonelyphantom]

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[soulxmakaweek]

Welcome to SoulxMaka Week 2026! We’re now accepting theme suggestions for this year’s event! Feel free to send as many themes as you’d like via this form starting today, July 28, 2026.

Here's the schedule for this year:

Theme submissions: July 28–August 4 Voting: August 5–12 Themes revealed: August 13 SFW Week: October 4–10 (hosted here) NSFW Week: October 11–17 (hosted at @somansfwweek)

Themes are preferably one to two words - look at our master list for reference and browse previous years’ SoMa content!

If you’re new to SoulxMaka Week and how it works, check out this post, or contact us here at @soulxmakaweek! Some changes from past years: -There will only be one voting round -We will be hosting soulxmaka NSFW week at @somansfwweek! -And we are now on Twitter. Come say hello!

[fellkyd]

BAM BAM BAM LIFE MAY BE FUCKING WITH ME BUT ILL STAY WINNING

[doodoodooderpuy]