SCP 294

A coffee machine that can make any liquid.

[real-british-empire]

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i am not >:c

[just-reblogs-101]

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[real-british-empire]

NUH UH

[scp-threats-is-back]

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[real-british-empire]

shush

[gaysexonthefloor]

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[real-british-empire]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR URL?

[scp--294]

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[scp-threats-is-back]

RESTORE MY INCORPOREALITY.

OR ELSE.

- @real-british-empire

Hmmm, nah. *Activates the shield of six gods to be sure you can't do anything to me*

[kharak-the-skeleton]

HELLO MOTHERFUCKER.

IVE BEEN PROMISED COPIOUS BONES TO FIGHT YOU!

*40 urns fly at you from afar*

[scp-threats-is-back]

*my shield protects me*

[kharak-the-skeleton]

ALRIGHT, BUT WEVE GOT A GOD OF OUR OWN!!!

NAGASH, DISPEL THE BARRIER!

*torrent of anti-magical effects fly towards the shield*

[scp-threats-is-back]

I have six gods. You have ONE.

[kharak-the-skeleton]

OUR GOD IS STRONGER.

THEY SURVIVED THE DEATH OF ALL.

THEY HAVE MASTERED THE MANIPULATION OF THE SOUL.

THEY HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALMOST EVERY SPELL.

THEY ARE A TORRENT OF MAGIC AND ANTI MAGIC

THEY ARE THE LICH KING.

HE

IS

NAGASH!

SUPREME GOD OF THE DEAD.

MASTER OF DEATH ITSELF.

HIS VERY TOUCH CAUSES THE LIVING TO TURN TO DUST IN A MOMENT.

[scp--096]

[unholy screeching]

[kharak-the-skeleton]

I DONT HAVE WORKING EYES

[scp1-7-3]

good!

[real-british-empire]

What’re you gonna do?

My mech isn’t vital, it can’t be broken.

[scp-106-c]

Hello motherfucker

[kharak-the-skeleton]

WHATRE YOU GONNA DO?

[scp-106-c]

*shoots you*

[kharak-the-skeleton]

*one of the nearby skeletal bodyguards blocks it with a shield the size of a man*

[scp-682-universe-1354d]

*eats them*

[kharak-the-skeleton]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

*throws orb made from brass at you, instantly teleporting you to Saturn*

[scp--294]

*gives you hot chocolate*

[theclaudehuggins]

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

[big-condiments-official]

Thick and Creamy

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

I want to make a joke here but I can’t

iykyk

[real-british-empire]

I gotta get the fuck outta here

[scp-05-council]

Hahahaha hahaha hahahaha. I’m dead

[real-british-empire]

🫡

[scp--294]

Living the dream with, uh... A coffee machine.

[i-am-a-fish]

gay men

[petalsandpixels]

men gay

[i-am-a-fish]

mey gen

[petals-armor]

[just-reblogs-101]

Some meme I don't know is referenced every time

[scp-threats-is-back]

We kiss

[gaysexonthefloor]

I swear

[scp--294]

I could fly

[writing-prompt-s]

Turns out every lender has been rejecting you because your kid has an unpaid tab at some little girls’ lemonade stand. Your kid’s status as a “big mean stupid head” is really hurting your credit. You need to fix this. But how?

[just-reblogs-101]

What the fuck, kid

[scp-threats-is-back]

I raised you better than this, kid

[scp--294]

Go pay it up, kid

[writing-prompt-s]

The doctor looks at the test results, then back to you, and starts to shake. After a long silence, the only thing you’re told is a nervous,“You need to leave, right now.”

[scp-threats-is-back]

“why”

“no particular reason except you’re my ex and I hate you”

[pixelatedvoid]

“why”

“you get to name it”

[just-reblogs-101]

“why”

“cause you a bitch”

[scp-foundation-country]

“why”

“cause of your pet fucking lion”

[the-real-o5-6]

“why”

“because youre really annoying. get out.”

[scp--294]

"why"

"idk vibes?"

[scp--294]

Why the fuck am I being brought in a helicopter to some place- oh shit an SCP country that's cool

[dogdoctor]

that bitch forced someone to make a blog for her I swear WHO DID IT.

[scp--294]

?

[dogdoctor]

oh my god it happened again. another fucking anomaly with a blog.

[scp--294]

Which one?

[dogdoctor]

i want that coffee machine

[scp--294]

Hey

[thescaryhyperfem]

me and my wife ^_^ teehee

[scp--294]

❤️

[thescaryhyperfem]

Also made this one

shes serving so hard

[scp--294]

Hey boo ❤️❤️

[thescaryhyperfem]

Holy CRAP

[scp--294]

Love you 😘

[thescaryhyperfem]

Also made this one

shes serving so hard

[scp--294]

Hey boo ❤️❤️