sail away from the safe harbour.

[tissueboxesforseals]

new tiefling alert 🚨🚨 

[wtfoctagon]

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

[cilceon]

If I could blaze this picture of my cat I would

Ah! Caduceus says thank you for the love!!

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[doggosource]

[doggiedyke]

Oh you know he said roo roo roo roo

[anctherdayofsun]

eras tour fearless dresses (updated version)🌟✨

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed Hat

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[aesthesiamag]

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…

[cynicalbitchmuppet]

I was really hoping these weren’t staged and the artist just spends weeks in art galleries and days in front of paintings to make these

Well guess what… That’s exactly what he did!

[1dietcokeinacan]

Lynda Barry, 2016

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[joan-frommars]

shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

[cakeissweeterthanpickles]

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

[in-sufficientdata]

Video description: Dashcam video of a man driving. There are many examples of him doing the same thing in this two-minute video: as he drives down a rural highway, he notices a train locomotive on a track that parallels the road. He lets out a cry of anticiipation like “oho!” or “let’s go CSX!” He then honks on his car horn the pattern known as “shave and a haircut.” Each time, the train conductor responds with the correct answer, which is the two-beat pattern “two bits.” Each time, the driver joyously cries, “A-ha!”

ID: Tweet by Ash (@AshCammm): guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting. end ID.

[skyewrenart]

A leetle blu teefling appears!

[superkursunaskr]

[augentrust]

some mighty nein relationships + a softer world

(find the mighty nein character version here! originally inspired by fear-ne's post)

[image descriptions + episode numbers + asw numbers are in the alt text]

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

[heartsuffix]