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[gillianandersons]

Dana Scully + Outfits + S1 (part 1/?)

[sizvideos]

[death-by-lulz]

Unbelievable mime with balloon

[sunspotpony]

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[makoredeyes]

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

[fine-ursine-deactivated20220804]

mental illness is like pushing a cart with square wheels, and the only way to get more circular wheels is by pushing the cart so much that your shitty square wheels start to wear down

the dumbest thing is that nobody seems to care that you have fucking useless square wheels and they expect you to move as fast as the people with circular ones and less weight in their cart

i’m so tired of this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ooo ahh hot hot

[ballisticgeltorsosyou]

finally an actual fucking shower thought

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[sosuperawesome]

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[dodobingbingbing]

OH MY GOD THESE ARE MY PAINTINGS!!! I painted these! Wow it’s so cool to see people share your work! Thanks for spreading the art love!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

BBC Two: The only message you need for #International WomensDay!

[moon-of-the-summerclan]

OMG, this is to funny

[infinite]

do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone

[angelicxi]

          TANIGAMI KONAN           begonia & cactus, 1917

[oldpaintings]

The Wave, 1917 by Christopher Richard Wynne Nevinson (English, 1889–1946)

[lunaeregia]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

The udders falling off is honestly the funniest part like imagine getting into a fight and someone slaps ya tiddies off of your body, like wyd then?

[winchysteria]

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[polygamouscaterpillar-deactivat]

[queen-0f-fandomland]

أنا: لماذا تدمرون الأرض!؟

كائنات فضائيه: لأن هناك أناس يعتقدون أن الانجليزيه هي اللغه الوحيده التي يحتاجون إلى معرفتها

أنا: هذا عدل، أنا أتفهم

[babyanimalgifs]

Dear god make it stop.

[babyanimalgifs]

Will always blindly follow an escalator loaded with dogs.

Via @retrievergoldclubpb