styofa doing anything
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
NASA
titsay
Show & Tell
Today's Document
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
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@screwthis4
“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted
Semifinals
Doomed By The Narrative Ships
Destiel VS Merthur
Destiel
Merthur
Originally I just reblogged with tags but I feel so strongly about this I'm making it a reblog. As a destiel blog (!!) merthur is undeniably more doomed. Arthur is prophesised to die and Merlin is prophesised to be by his side, he literally creates the circumstances of Arthur's death bit by bit throughout the story in an attempt to defy prophecy.
I love destiel, big destiel guy over here, but they literally break out of the narrative to be in love, both textually and metatextually. Merthur could never end any other way. More doomed.
Don't let your love for destiel blind you to the truth, watch diamond of the day and then come back to me 😔🙏
Balstie choose the correct one. This is a threat
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
[image description: Deadloch gifset of Cath holding colorful pool noodles in a store and saying, "Well, I'm glad Eddie's been offered counseling, she needs a therapist. Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD in young boys." End ID]
Sorry balstie. No spoilers I promise.
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und
su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”
@vocabulary-altering-posts
The little look that Robby gives Samira and Abbot as he walks by has me cackling like a witch.
Balstie
YESSSSSS!!!!
Balstie
I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war
Balstie, I clearly have a type.
Whitaker is going to make it the whole season/ day without needing to change scrubs and then in the last episode/ hour he's going to get absolutely drenched in some godawful substance and they're going to make him use the outdoor shower like to charge reblog to cast
Made this tweet and it flopped HARD. I had to spread the gospel on here😭
Balstie come get some
wanted to draw my beautiful wife dana evans because she’s coming back to me in 4 days <3
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!
Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??
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*Mariah Carey voice* it’s tiiiimmmeeeee
Og post under the cut
a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper
gerry: have you had anything to drink today?
clare: uh, just three mugs of juice.
gerry: you should be fine.
clare: okay.
clare:
clare: no i lied, it was seven. i just didn't want you to judge me.
gerry: that is too much juice.
was it casual when you drank the poison for me was it casual when i drank the poison for you was it casual when you said my life was worth a hundred of yours was it casual when the beast of the old religion said we were two sides of the same coin was it casual when my mother said the same thing was it casual when you said you’d run away and take me with you was it casual when you were borne of the same magic that courses through my very blood. was it
