actually you know what? the casting works, because I would be bitter and betray the gods if Lin Manuel Miranda was my dad too
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actually you know what? the casting works, because I would be bitter and betray the gods if Lin Manuel Miranda was my dad too
I think that Sally Jackson used to be like Percy when she was a lot younger like
Someone: I bet you can’t do this -
Sally: Oh? Oh really? I’ll show you -
Plus can you imagine her skateboarding?? Like that’ll be so cool but also
Someone: Didn’t you already fracture your leg once skateboarding
Sally: It’s all a part of the experience
Also can you imagine when she met Poseidon she was probably like
Sally: Oh you’re another one of those psychos but with a large fork
Poseidon:
Sally: I know I know, I’m crazy. I would get a therapist but I’m broke
And bonus
Annabeth: Are these all your songs?
Percy: Nah they’re my mom’s
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Your mom listens to rock?
Kaz, age thirty, deciding that the pièce de résistance of the myths about him is that he’s got a wife, so now he uses the mysterious and elusive wife in casual conversation (“Get talking, I promised my wife I’d make it home at a decent hour for supper”). This has the intended effect of being completely fucking confusing because now EVERYONE in the Barrel is working double time to try and figure out which poor sap is unlucky enough to be married to sarcastic little shit Brekker. Like Kaz would just mention his wife so much in conversation just for kicks but all everyone knows about her is 1) she’s radiant 2) she must be a Saint if she can withstand Kaz Brekker Himself enough to literally marry him and 3) Kaz is slightly scared of her
Gia’s tags are ab to make me act up
I’m sorry to bother you but I just skimmed through Rule of Wolves for the crow content and can we talk about how objectively hilarious it is when Nikolai is telling Kaz about the submarines and the risk they pose to the Wraith, Inej Ghafa, who is a KNOWN associate and often rumored more than associate in the Grishaverse of one Bastard of the Barrel. And Kaz after already clearing showing his interest just straight up lies to a king face and says he doesn’t know who she is. I mean I think we need to talk about that more. SHE’S REFERRED TO AS BREKKER’s WRAITH MULTIPLE TIMES. HE RANDOMLY MADE NIKOLAI PROMISE TO FIND THE GHAFAS IN A LIFE OR DEATH MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND THIS MAN HAS THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND CONVINCE NIKOLAI THAT HE DOESNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER NAME. I just
When I read Rule of Wolves this spring I remember literally just laughing at that part. Mans used his one favor card literally just last year to find her parents and he’s still out here trying to pretend like he doesn’t know she exists he’s so fucking embarrassing smh
I also think Kaz would definitely keep this going for at least ten more years. Like
Zoya: I need you to do a favor for me and in return I’ll promise Inej’s safety through Ravkan waters
Kaz, who’s been married to Inej for six years and who showed up as her date to the Lantsov-Nazyalensky royal wedding: I don’t know who that is but okay
No I’m sorry I’m coming back to this again because Nikolai and Zoya both were in Ketterdam in crooked kingdom and would’ve seen them ON THE SAME TEAM during the auction house heist. WHAT.
I think since RoW takes place a few years into the future this little snippet lets us see how Kaz and Inej are handling their relationship post-SoC canon, and obviously I think they try and keep as much as they can private for security reasons, so denying that Kaz knows the Wraith or her captain might just be reflex. But also I really just think Kaz wanted to be deliberately difficult with Nikolai because he’s a little bitch. Imagine Nikolai showing up with what you assume will be a gold tier bargaining chip (promise of this mob boss’s gf’s safety in her highly dangerous job hunting slavers) and then he straight up denies he knows her when you KNOW they worked together not even two years ago!!!! It’s not only the highest form of comedy but also must’ve been so incredibly infuriating. No wonder Zoya hates Kaz so much when he does this shit
GIA YES EXACTLY
Kaz: For the last time, I do not know nor do I care to know who Inej Ghafa is.
Zoya, about to kill him: she is right next to you. She has just told me you two are married and have been for some time. You are holding her hand at this very moment
Morning Doodle: "The door to the coach flew open. 'Your Highness, we hadn’t realized you’d gone out tonight.' Zoya couldn’t see the guard’s face, but she could hear the suspicion in his voice. 'Your king is not in the habit of asking for anything, least of all permission,' said Nikolai, his voice lazy but with the disdainful edge of a monarch who knew nothing but easy gratification." Leigh Bardugo's King of Scars Ch 2
Last one for Chapter 2!
i got to draw kaz and inej for a commission last year!!
Nina: Ten years ago today I married my best friend.
Nina: Matthias and Kaz are still really angry about it, but Inej and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
all this talk of saints, sankta zoya, sankta alina, sankt adrik, can i be the one to start the cult of sankt kaz of ketterdam? i shall be his most devoted priestess and build his church on the ruins of the emerald palace on the east stave, bless his definitely not spotless soul
Idk why y'all are so obsessed the "investment" line when Kaz literally said these words out of his mouth
kaz laughing headcanons
look we all know kaz loves inej’s laugh
we do too okay inej ghafa deserves all the happiness in the world and i will fight literally anyone on that
but i raise you this prospect: kaz laughing for the first time in front of her and actually breaking her
it would be from the stupidest, shittiest joke
kaz brekker is the type of dude who could watch hours of try not to laugh compilations and just sit there stone-faced without even flinching
jesper can make an entire room break down into tears from laughter, and kaz has never given more than a slightly louder-than-usual exhale to his jokes
maybe he’ll even pop a half-smile if it’s really funny
but no one has ever really heard a full-on, true laugh from him
until one day, jesper and nina just have a vine/tiktok moment where something so stupid happens so quickly that it just completely takes him off guard and makes him fucking explode into laughter
everyone’s so startled
it’s like expecting a bear to maul you only for it to sit down on its hind legs in front of you and then pat your head
matthias was deadass considering speaking a prayer because it was so unnatural and wrong
not to say his laugh is ugly though
in fact, it’s far from it
you would think kaz’s laugh would be smooth like whiskey or some shit because of how gravelly and rough his voice is, but he just... sounds like a normal teenage boy
and it’s not obnoxious or exaggerated or anything, it’s just pure and simple laughter
it’s the only time the dregs ever heard him and felt like he actually sounds like he’s 17
and inej adores it
he was smiling widely and his eyes were crinkled and he finally didn’t have any armor on even for just a second
her heart actually melted
she wanted to hear him giddy and happy like that all the time, wanted to bottle his laugh and get drunk on it even
after laughing, he simply cleared his throat, adjusted his tie, and said “that was funny” with his expression just as neutral as ever
wylan was staring as he laid two fingers over his wrist to check his pulse, and jesper seemed absolutely certain that the world itself would collapse any minute now
nina, ever the member with something to say, loudly and with pride at that, stared stunned in speechlessness at the cosmic anamoly she had just witnessed
none had ever thought it possible for matthias to grow paler than he already was, but he somehow managed it
inej, however, was going to learn every possible joke she could ever pull off to hear that laugh again
she would dismantle his armor, piece by piece, inch by inch, until what was left was that beautiful, happy boy she had witnessed for a second
yes, it would be a boy with dark, painful gaps in between the shining rows of teeth he had, and there would be ever-remaining armor fused onto him that she would leave peacefully, but it would be a boy that she could trust without a net and never worry about falling with
Inej names her knives after saints, right? So, now imagine Kaz giving a knife to Inej and he tells her that he has already named it Inej because “ no saint ever watched over me, not like you have.”
I like to think Avatar from the Cabbage Merchant’s perspective is just a villain origin story.
We don’t see him after Ba Sing Se, and there could very well be a reason. After being brought down time and time again by the Avatar the world idolized, struggling in economic hardship, Cabbage Man swore his vengeance and decided to go where his goal of Aang’s demise was supported— The Fire Nation.
Further, being a volcanic island who relies on trade for goods and food, Cabbage Man finds his business thrives, and agricultural knowledge is appreciated. For months he lives there, plotting the perfect revenge for every head of cabbage he lost at the Avatar’s hand. Until he later comes across Aang…
Cabbage Man: You took everything from me
Aang: I don’t even know who you are
nino: hey buddy sorry about the other day. apparently i misread some things, alya is definitely not in love with chat noir. i hope i didn’t hurt you too much as an akuma.
adrien: no worries dude. but uh… do you really think chat noir is annoying?
nino: nah, i was ju—
marinette overhearing: you called chat noir annoying???
alya: oh no
marinette: only i am allowed to call him annoying!
alya: marinette please—
nino: according to who?
marinette: according to chat noir!
[pulls out card saying “purrmission to call me annoying” with chat noir’s signature]
adrien: that was supposed to be for one time only, why is it laminated???
nino: …
adrien: …
marinette: …
alya: wow that convo really took a turn
au where marichat never met and ladybug’s like “hey wait what IS the big deal about detransforming, just because we see each other without masks doesn’t mean we actually know each other’s identities, we just won’t share names” and chat noir has to awkwardly explain that no, it won’t work that way at all because even if she didn’t recognize him right away she’d eventually see an ad with his face on it and put it together
anyways she grossly misinterprets that explanation and now she’s convinced chat noir is a wanted criminal as a civilian
HAHAHA PLEASE THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY!
“Tikki! Why on earth would Master Fu give the miraculous to a wanted criminal?”
“Marinette I—“
“Chat Noir is such a good person, I’m sure he’s not wanted for anything BAD, right?? Like maybe he’s wanted for something that I don’t have to worry about!”
“Marinette—“
“This is probably a joke right? One of his ‘Ive committed a crime— by looking this good!’ flirts, right? Right??
“BUT WHAT IF IT’S NOT?!”
“What if he gets arrested?? I can’t fight without him so what then?! I have to break him out of prison as Ladybug??”
Tikki has given up at this point.
“But then I’ll get caught and I’ll get arrested too and then there will be no heroes of Paris and they’ll probably take our jewelry before we go to jail and hawkmoth will sneak in and get them and he’ll win!”
“THIS IS A DISASTER!!”
kdksjslsmd that is EXACTLY how marinette would react
alya has a LOT of questions the next time she comes over and discovers marinette’s room littered with several maps of local prisons with painstaking notes on security and what weak points can be best exploited via rooftop… you know, just in case
Pfft. I love Marinette being totally ready and willing to bust Chat Noir out of prison at the drop of a hat XD
Ooh I have a prompt! How about something like a hc/fic about cardan and Jude sitting at boring meetings and his hand (or his tail 😏) starts playing with her under the table? Make it as smutty as you like hehe -ck
- uhhhhhhhhh yeeeaaahhh
- this gives me life not only because it’s hot but because this is something Cardan would totally do
- he only does it if he can tell that Jude is clearly bored and/or not giving a single fuck about what is being said
- Cardan usually doesn’t care about meetings but he at least tries to let Jude pay attention
- one of them has to run the kingdom and it ain’t him
- so when it’s clear that Jude is spacing out, he’ll gently reach over and lay his hand on her knee
- that never fails to get her attention because she knows what that means
- Cardan never just innocently touches her like that
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Jurdan Headcanons Pt. 2
More soft Jurdan for you goblins because you ate up my last post lmao
Send me some of your headcanons, I love reading them!
- Cardan will let his hair grow out until its pretty long- to the point of curling around his ears- and Jude will eventually snap and corner him in the bathroom with a pair of scissors and cut it herself
- She’s actually pretty good at cutting hair since she’s had to cut her own for like, the last ten years of her life she wouldn’t let Oriana touch it
- Cardan does NOT get along with Locke at all duh and when Jude’s bored, she’ll casually bring his name up in conversation just to watch the visceral reactions Cardan has
- Bath times are the best times
- Bath times also frequently make them late to important meetings whoops
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