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[scrumptiousgalaxychild]

Still shadowbanned!!

Still creating posts so I can find stuff in my blog!!!

Edit: hilariously that doesn't work any more, thanks Tumblr, you really are the pinnacle of child safety.

SARCASM.

[scrumptiousgalaxychild]

Please don't mind this. Since I'm for all intents and purposes shadow banned, I can't search my tags and blog like normal, so I can only find things through tags. And since I haven't written anything in a while, I'm using the tagging system to my benefit. I'm exporting all my stuff over to @pillowfort-social now. They'll be giving free registration codes away soon, so keep an eye out. U:

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway

[girlbossjodiarias]

Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

Okay so I looked up the article and apparently the problem here is that they  can’t sell most of the stuff they get (and thus they send it to the dump) and I’m like… why not just give it to poor people for free then. I doubt a homeless person is gonna care if their extra layer has a button or is in style or not. Or turn them into scrap to sell at a fabric store, or something. There are so many other solutions… this isn’t a problem with Marie Kondo and the people making donations, there’s one with charities being capitalistic first and wanting to help second. 

[nudityandnerdery]

[214-thotline-bling]

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[pinestimes2]

Wanted to redraw my buddy @edward-or-ford‘s Cassie Pines, because I love her to death! First time I drew Cassie I kind of just rushed the idea out of my head. This, however, is a more serious take. I wanted to try and capture exactly what I envision when I imagine her. Hope you guys like it :D!! 

[edward-or-ford]

This is ludicrously cute! Thank you for wanting to bring Cassie back. You’re awesome, my friend!

(If you’re not familiar with Cassie, see my stories “Coming Out” and “Happy Uncle’s Day”)

[glumshoe]

I made some ASMR ambient atmosphere mixes for your highly specific needs

1.) Haunted campout in a northern forest where strange beasts lurk in the distance and whispers of the unquiet dead keep you awake through the long dark night  2.) The Joker is probably getting ready to murder you horribly in an abandoned warehouse 3.) Killer Croc hunts you through the Gotham sewers, occasionally eating corpses  4.) Man has pleasant vanilla sex with a monster in cheap motel bed 5.) You’re the last gunslinger marching across a dreary wasteland after the world has moved on, pursuing the man in black across the desert while the machines of the old world still hum their death throes

[glumshoe]

6.) woman flees across frozen tundra from evil mechanical whales from another dimension 7.) frightend young boy is chased through forest by the Wild Hunt and their eldritch hounds

[glumshoe]

8.) Baba Yaga has kidnapped you and prepares to cannibalize you as part of a hearty and well-balanced meal  9.) Drinking a stolen soda at the bottom of the Mariana Trench and burping from the highly-pressurized gas 10.) mute woman has quiet sexy encounter with an amphibious monster in an aquarium 11.)  n00b necromancer digs up bones from a church graveyard for the first time, crying with guild and anxiety as angry spirits murmur in anger at her trespassing

[glumshoe]

12.) Hiding scared and alone in the dark as the fabric of reality is unwoven by interdimensional forces beyond our understanding, and the world as we know it comes to a dark and brutal end 13.) Amateur cryptid-hunter hikes alone through woods on a breezy summer’s day, searching for evidence of the paranormal and oblivious to danger 14.) lesbian lumberjack chops down tree in the early morning while thinking dreamily about her new wife

[gemmantis]

How to make Indrid’s glasses mirrored

So I searched high and low for round red mirrored glasses and found nothing. I don’t want my eyes showing so I had to get creative for the look I wanted.

You need to buy flat glasses and window film. It’s important the glasses are completely flat or the film won’t fit.

Clean the glasses with a glasses cloth and glasses cleaner. Windex works as well. Make sure you don’t use a paper towel since it will leave particles on the glass. Cut out a square of film and peel off the plastic protection.

Use your finger to press the film flush to the glasses. If you have fingernails it helps get into the grove. If you don’t try to find something that can, like a guitar pick.

Use a blade or x-acro knife to cut around the edge of the glasses and remove the extra film.

Repeat on the second lense and boom. You have mirrored glasses.

[daybydayartwork-deactivated2024]

Hey Day! Do you have any advice on drawing torsos/chest? Even with references I struggle with drawing that part of the body. ><

Im bad at explaining things sometimes without over explaining it so heres a visual on how I draw them, hope it helps a little?

If it doesn’t, something that helps me is tracing for practice over photos

it can help you grasp an understanding about different proportions and angles, and even become muscle memory :)

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[digidiskette]

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

[nitramaraho]

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything (update for part two)

[woke-whisperer]

[lazysmirk]

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

[dragonofdarknesschaos]

With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.

[secretsivekept]

SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON

[niyarest]

there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes!

[tf2humbug]

Don’t forget ColourLovers, either! It’s a social media-esque site where you can browse tons of palettes and share your own.

You can browse the most popular ones or search for certain colors, themes, and even specific hex codes!

When you find one you like, you can download a wallpaper swatch of it and also select the specific colors it uses to look at more palettes that use those same ones.

ColourLovers is my go-to for when I’m having trouble coming up with a color scheme! It’s also been around for over a decade, so there’s plenty to browse through.

[jessicacapshaw]

[princi777-deactivated20180728]

This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck

[sinaminace-deactivated20200713]

Unmute this immediately

[vinesubtitles]

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[1dietcokeinacan]

Omg at the very end I’m SCREECHING

[itsjustrad]

This whole video is choatic evil

[lobodascolinas-deactivated20150]

[ninoport]

WOW

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

[eveltal-deactivated20151217]

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

[nosdrinker]

HE REALLY DID IT

[tuesdaey]

holy

FUCKING SHIT

[rilgon]

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

[comic-canary]

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Wow

[deinodrinkspixels]

imádom ezt

[dannysphototherapy]

Makers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater: “Okay let’s do some silly shit called the Air Christ. It’s just a cool looking move no one will ever try it for real.”

Skater in the future: “I don’t even need you to hold my beer. Just get the camera ready….”

[sixpenceee]

Snowing at sea via u/Certified_nuts

[gboikoala]

This is FUCKING terrifying

[mossyautumnfox-deactivated20190]

Beautiful!!!!