my head's not yours, it's mine

Maja, 28, Germany. || Your local fangirl and mermaid. Music and HTTYD are my cure for everything. || I love to laugh.

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[biphobique-deactivated20190110]

nothing makes me more livid than society continuing to treat 13 year old girls like grown women but still babying men in their 30’s

[die-auster]

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[frantic-fandom-girl]

If you're ever having a bad day just remember that at least you're not Heather having all of your letters to your boyfriend read by the entirety of Dragon's Edge

[mx-dragon-faye]

So Hiccup makes a lot of genius inventions but for years Berk just dismissed them all because surprise surprise, things go wrong when working with a prototype! So yeah, they didn’t like Hiccup’s inventions and in fact actually let him know they really disliked them. Walk with me on this one, because I’m having thoughts about it now that are jumbled and only half formed; Hiccup who doesn’t realize his inventions are all that genius vs. the dragon hunters, led by Viggo who is a genius in his own right, who realize this random eighteen year old is fucking scary and his inventions could do a lot of damage.

But Hiccup is just like “Oh this? *shrugs* Yeah I just thought it would be helpful to have. No it’s nothing that special, see, I just had to— *cue explanation that’s hard to follow because Hiccup really honestly doesn’t realize how genius it is*”

And no one on Berk really tells him they’re genius at first because they didn’t pay that much attention and then because they’re just used to it. Like to them that’s not genius that’s just Hiccup being Hiccup.

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Honestly, when I first read it, I thought that word was shit, too.

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[herssian]

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

[re-dracula]

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[re-dracula]

#loony toons bonk and wilhelm scream

@scp-1296 you understand me

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[nebulations]

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

[lovely-v]

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[reyu-hng]

the last thing you see before being brutally concussed

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[damagecontrolstyleaggression]

I feel this in my soul

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.