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in 2019 weâre bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. iâm buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. iâm making you a cookie and iâm gonna fucking eated it
Approximately 20% of Christmas trees get infested with Joltik as a result of people getting cheap lights for their trees. Unfortunately, the cheap lights tend to burn and overheat more then pricier ones which can kill the electric bug. Please, for the safety of you, your team, and the Joltik populations, get durable Christmas lights. Theyâre worth your time.
here have some more nonsense.
this is after she gets back from the underworld. ;P
this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. âmoney add then multiplyâ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kidâs genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, itâs (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.
My fiancĂ© just whispered in my ear, âyouâre my secret Santaâ
so I said âwhat?â
And he went, âah shit I meant soulmateâ
The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, âitâs called secret Santaâ
freddie mercury being dry in interviews is just the best thingÂ
examples:
âi havenât hit him yet, but thereâs still timeâ
âi love my job but i hate talking to people like youâ
âdo you have any hobbies?â âi have a lot of sexâ
âyou said the rest of the guys have houses in LA, i assume you meant the other members of queenâ âyeah who do you think i meantâ
âits brian, roger and john. i sometimes forget them tooâ
âyou can take all of your clothes off tooâ
âdo you miss the rest of the guys?â ânoâ
âare there going to be any surprise guests?â âyeah meâ
âyou want a demonstration? are you mad? pay meâ
âto what music would you strip?â âall the songs iâve written, câmonâ
âwhats the fresh element?â âits meâ
â[brian] writes what kind of songs?â âhe writes the kind of songs i donât likeâ
âyou cowrote a song with brian on this albumâ âi knowâ
I can hear this with his voice and it makes it x10 times funnier
These make me so happy
Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen
what a bunch of fucking amazing and talented nerds
my dad was DEEPLY offended when i offered to help him set up the switch, saying things like âhow old do you think i amâ and âiâve been playing video games since before you were bornâ etc etc. i didnât mean to offend him, itâs just that the last console heâs touched was like, the gamecube back when it first came out! things have changed since then. we have touch screen now.
anyway heâs had a bit of a chip on his shoulder since then, and so he basically destroyed Breath of the Wild and left me in he dust. he found more shrines, korok seeds, and armor than i did in like, half the time, and he got very pleased when i told him i didnât know about certain areas or quests.
iâll admit i underestimated him because he always seemed to struggle when playing Ocarina of Time back when we lived together when i was like, eight. in hindsight i realize he struggled because he didnât speak english very well and couldnât understand most of the on-screen explanations. once he set the language to korean he was blazing through botw so fast he was fighting lynels before iâd even gotten to the point where i felt comfortable with lizalfos.
anyway iâm sick of him rubbing it in so for christmas iâm getting him dark souls. see how much you like challenges then, pops
Please update us on how this goes I need to know
At first I was like âOh this is so sweet! Respect for the fatherâ then I was like âwell this person has more salt than the Dead Seaâ.
idk can we stopâŠtreating a.ce disc.ourse like itâs some haha funney cringe compilation or whatever the fuck because it fucking destroyed the entire ace and aro communities. there is no solid aspec community on tumblr anymore (which was by far the biggest number of aspec ppl). exclusionists took our community and fucking smashed it to pieces and y'all treat it as this fucking stupid joke when they traumatized, gaslit, and abused an entire group of queer people back into the closet. fuck every single person who doesnât take that seriously.
My personal experience is just that, but itâs really indicative that I have watched almost every single ace and aro person I know, irl and online, actively recloset themselves as a direct result of the consequences of The Disc Horseâą
I watched irl queer groups disintegrate bc a few ppl who got into leadership positions used that to make the space hostile towards ace ppl (among others as well), saw friends go from being loud and proud aces n aros to actively avoiding any mention of it and letting ppl assume their sexuality. I myself, having been IDing as ace for 10 years at least, have in the past couple since this whole â"discourseââ came into being, actively and intentionally stopped telling anyone at all that Iâm ace. To put that in some kind of perspective, I am incredibly out as trans and will actively out myself pretty constantly except to total strangers I will never see again. I feel safer telling ppl Iâm trans than ace. Especially in queer spaces. Itâs fucked me up so much I didnât even quite grasp how much but today my therapist asked me for the first time about like romantic relationships and I physically could not say I am aro and ace. Completely incapable, utterly frozen, and I just kinda let her believe what she will. Ironically the fact that Iâve gone from being willing and ready to tell ppl Iâm ace as just another facet of myself to entirely unable and unsolicited to tell anyone, is probably a thing one might want to talk w oneâs therapist about.
This has really fucked not just the community at large but fucked up individual ace ppl in so many ways. Itâs not something âfunnyâ or remotely harmless, itâs absolutely devastated us.
for people in the notes looking for âelderâ aces, i just wanna say that iâm 28 years old and am also desperately searching for that representation. i first found out about asexuality through tumblr when i was 21 and started identifying as asexual when i was 21-22 (around 2012). iâve sought other online ace communities but nothing compared to tumblr. i mean, props to aven for existing as a repository of resources but in terms of just chatting with other aces âin the wildâ as it were, tumblr was the perfect place.
but then this fucking shit happened. around 2015 is when it really kicked into high gear. âdiscoursersâ or exclusionists or aphobes or however you want to refer to them consider asexuality to be a joke and that everyone who identifies as ace is a cringey cishet college-aged white girl who loves dr who. recycled biphobia, homophobia, and even terf rhetoric made its way into the mainstream tumblr conscious by reframing the arguments to target ace people (youâre only X because youâre ugly/canât get laid; you arenât part of the community if your partner is of a different gender; maybe something happened to you to make you this way; have you had your hormones checked?; by accepting this identity you are allowing the oppressor to infiltrate our spaces; etc.). you know, in case you think this is just about âsnick snackâ memes.
this has alienated ace people of color, who already struggle with desexualization/hypersexualization, disabled aces, ace survivors, trans aces, mentally ill aces, neurodiverse/AUTISTIC ACES (you guys get REAL fuckin nervous when i highlight that the majority of your jeering about acesâ perceived awkwardness, missed social cues, infantilization/dehumanization, or âunfuckabilityâ/âcringey-nessâ are repackaged ableism, especially considering that a good percentage of the ace community is also autistic), and both young AND older aces.Â
younger people are being discouraged from exploring the possibility of being asexual by exclusionists for reasons that vary from internalized homophobia to asexuality being a side effect of SSRIs. they are being told that they are âactuallyâ something other than what they say they are, or that they are broken, or that theyâre too young to know, or that our ace identity is simultaneously something that must be excruciatingly examined to determine its âcauseâ yet so irrelevant that itâs unworthy of discussion or representationâânobody cares that you donât want to have sexâ. i WISH i had known about asexuality as a teenager, as a kid. I wish i had saved myself from so much grief, abuse, pain, and corrective rape by not subjecting myself to experiences that i hoped would âfixâ me.Â
and older people like me, who in the grand scheme of things is uhhh really not that much older than the majority of tumblr, are ridiculed for having a presence on tumblr in general, let alone as an asexual person. aces over 30? 40? 50? unicorns. conjured rhetoric. people straight-up donât believe they exist. people ten years my junior attempt to deny and erase the lived history of aces by saying asexuality was âinventedâ only ten years ago. i have been terrified of attempting to enter Q* spaces irl because i have heard from even my IRL gay friends that aces do not belong, that âitâs not important enough to form an identity aroundâ, that we are not oppressed enough or we just desperately want to be oppressed.Â
i have only heard in passing of people much older than i am who are ace. i have absolutely zero examples to turn to of people like me continuing to live a long life or any evidence that i am worth loving unless i become a parent, which i donât want to do. when youâre a teenager thereâs more discussion about sexual boundaries, but what about dating in my 30s? what adult is going to be satisfied knowing i can never validate their sexual attraction, unless they were ace like me (less than 1% of the population)? am i forced to be alone forever? you can imagine how bleak my future feels.Â
it pisses me off that iâm seen as a curmudgeon who âjust doesnât get the young peopleâs humorâ when i have to beg people that i consider friends, for the eight billionth time, to stop making/reblogging jokes about how âcringeyâ aces are or are tongue-in-cheek declaring themselves to be aphobes, and then those people try to assuage me with respectability politics about how itâs about âTHOSEâ aces on tumblr and not, yknow, me, who is âone of the good onesâ. and since the jokes themselves are so juvenile, it further compounds on the poor social graces and stoicism assumed of asexual people if Iâm getting upset over ace war criminal moodboards or whatever the fuck. EVERY time i post about asexual ANYTHING on tumblr, to this day, i lose followers. without fail. people dont bat a lash when i spam 20 untagged posts in a row about a fandom they dont care about but i post two positive words about asexuality and theyre gone.
the environment promoted on tumblr condemns asexuality as a social deficit, as an attack on other Q* identities, as a subject of derision and embarrassment, as an identity lacking in âwokeâ capital, and makes every effort to expunge us from communities we have already belonged to in favor of making our own while also actively seeking out and dismantling those communities. if tumblr really is in its last days, i sincerely hope that these awful practices will die with it.Â
Also like the thing is this discourse hasnât moved, it hasnât progressed. Nothing useful has ever come out of it. Itâs really limiting any progress we can make in terms of visibility and education.Â
I am seeing âhot takesâ I saw five years ago. People are STILL throwing around the same insults and âjokesâ and misconceptions. People are STILL having to fight this stuff off and explain very basic things about being asexual because people donât get it because hey being ace is a funny cringey joke right?Â
In order to attract mates, a Joltik or Galvantula will perform elaborate and energetic dances. Videos of Joltik performing these dances have become especially popular online.
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I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.
more of botw linkâs personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny
The look on everyoneâs faces - esp. Justin Trudeauâs - PRICELESS!!
I love are prime Minister he ainât perfect but at least has a functional brain.
Iâm the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)
Trudeau just straight up did Jim in the Office starring at the camera