𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔶 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔴𝔰𝔱

[seasaltstarsstuff]

FOLLOW if you love 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑵𝑰𝑨 or 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑺

Call me star~

any pronouns but I lean towards fem/ don't be afraid to interact with me 🥺/ 15/ Jewish/ Biromantic/ if you reply with an opinion I am obligated to fight you I don't make the rules/ big Sebek stan/

𝑰 𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒃𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚

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EILAND

LILIA

SEBEK

SCAR

BRANT

SUNDAY

PHAINON

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[groupoid-cocycles]

[alicehealer]

Hey look. Accurate oppression.

[patchesjam]

funniest art interaction i’ve ever seen

[kilometresinatree]

the thrilling sequel

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[desert-palm]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

You jest but that is the sexist windows ever looked

[actual-haise]

Some classic advice for anyone getting into Monster Hunter via Wilds

[muppetshow2026]

everyone in a band is evil because music is of the devil

[coleslaw-frosting]

I love Binface so much.

[two-seventyone]

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[tourtel-wonderland]

Azul what the FUCK are you doing are you 46 OLD ALREADY

[seasaltstarsstuff]

Me when I close tumblr only to reopen it again:

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[gay-chef-boyardee]

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

[dogpuppy]