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theconcealedweapon

Of course autistic people are "gullible".

We were raised by people who never understood us but still demanded full obedience even when the rules made no sense.

We were pretty much required to be gullible for our entire lives under threat of punishment.

silvermoon424

crystalsoulslayer

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

jerseyfiredragon

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

spacegothprincess

To add, this works on job interviews too. I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

hotsolvent

okay this patchwork leather trench coat is without a doubt the best thing I’ve ever made

hotsolvent

details make a difference! added pockets and a collar

homunculus-argument

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

depsidase

flurty

No, no. You’re right, professor.

notahorseindisguise

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

mysticorset

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

notahorseindisguise

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

hiveswap

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

midnight-revolucion

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

notahorseindisguise

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

cornerfolks

new persecuted group unlocked

maelwife

sheaymin

the way that jkr and her supporters have weaponized her hatred of trans people so that everyone else looks away from her bigotry, her racism, her misogyny, her antisemitism, her labeling gay men with aids as pedophiles, her anti autistic statements, her fucking imperialistic colonizing british beliefs is hilariously telling. not only do yall fucks hate trans people; you hate everyone who doesnt live up to the white supremist perfect ideal that she raised you to believe with her books. fuck jkr fuck her fans.

whitepeopletwitter

tottosgreatadventure

mornington-the-crescent

urbanfantasyinspiration

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

legendaryjellyfishfest

beggars-opera

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

toastbutteregg

modmad

Are you?

Yes

No

Only on select occasions

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

modmad

glad to see everyone contributing here

rslashrats

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

What gets me is not only do these two cats look damn near identical, one of them decided got picked up by a total stranger and immediately decided ‘this is my human and I’m gonna keep ‘em’.