The Beesechurger, boy, do you have it

he/him | Aspiring Writer | Aspiring Voice Actor | Aspiring Aspirer

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[whyenn-reader]

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[geat-26]

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[chorusys]

the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.

[chorusys]

NO ACTUALLY THIS POST IS ABOUT REAL LIFE TRANS WOMEN

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[bluecichlid]

Text: (Muppet Fozzy is driving and talking to the camera). I really want to make a good impression on Becky’s parents. She’s the first girl I’ve dated in a long time. When your online profile says “passionate bear looking for love,” you get a lot of wrong responses. Well, not wrong. Just wrong for me.

[punz1l]

top three favorite scenes for me makes me giggle everytime cus you can hear mary giving conflict resolution instructions and also WHOLE HOUSE MAD!!!!!

also rocky slamming his head against the ball in anger Son. “how long since last sleep question.(⇀‸↼‶) “

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[wildgifthorses]

One word that people online really need to learn is "bohemian". Stop getting your understanding of marginal artistic communities from a garbled form of Marxism that reduces everything to economics. Making zines and mooching off of your friends who have jobs is a noble lifestyle with a rich and proud history which should not be reduced to something as sad and ugly as proletarian labor.

[carefreeclown]

Tropic of Cancer, Henry Miller

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

[silliestflowergirl]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS