[youtubethumbnails]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[t0bey]

most appropriate way to use ur crest of blaiddyd

[actualbird]

sharing this traumatized yet very very very brave philippine eagle from ph twt because ive been thinking about her since YESTERDAY

translation: PHILIPPINE EAGLE ATTACKED BY OVER 30 MONKEYS

A Philippine Eagle was rescued after being attacked by more than 30 monkeys in Bukidnon.

According to the indigenous Lumad who rescued the eagle, he was simply picking fruit when he heard a loud commotion from the trees, which is where he saw the eagle being attacked. The eagle is now under the care of the DENR for medical attention and rehabilitation.

translator's note from me: this got attention because the Philippine Eagle is also known as the Monkey-Eating Eagle.

and so the reactions are kinda hilarious. it started with people cyberbullying the poor bird, calling her an embarrassment

but then people came to her defense because 1v30 is not a fair fight

translation: That's how I'd look like too if my food suddenly attacked me

let's all pray for this diva and her hopefully smooth recovery!!

and if you want to support Philippine Eagle conservation (as they are a critically endangered species), consider supporting the Philippine Eagle Foundation with a donation or buy some of their cool merch where proceeds go to animals in their care.

[luisonte]

Inventacos

[something-truly-evil]

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

[foreveriallyzombified]

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

[foreveriallyzombified]

Neopets ass problem

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[butchtoks]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[the-garbage-void-deactivated202]

There's this weird tendency among fandom types where they'll take a character, and insist that they are fans of them, before changing their design, age, pronouns, backstory, blood type, species, hometown, favorite color, zodiac sign, medical history, and every other facet of their being.

They will then violently insist that this version is superior to the canon one and act like they "fixed" them and it's like. Buddy that's not the same character anymore. That's just your own oc commiting identity fraud. Like. I get the desire to experiment with different interpretations of a story. But first of all it's okay to just make an original character if that's what you really want to do. And second of all, are you even really a fan of the character you "fixed" if they're a completely different person afterwards?

Like. Idk dude for somebody who claims to be a fan you sure don't seem to like them as they are :/

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Gonna remember "buddy that's not the character that's your OC committing identity fraud."

[flipocrite]

ship of OCtheus

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[khor-et-al]

me after editing ikas’ sprite for the millionth time (not as much as khor or augustus though… this was just. long overdue i think)

[allkindsoffandomshere]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE!

[misstrashchan]

YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[crvwly]

who's ready to watch trump die of heat stroke on camera tomorrow

[radish-cake-12]

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[the-follow-up-strike]

GLıt〔hy L4uzun

"are you Alright. Najin?"

Is this what Nagyunn sees? ...Maybe I'm not giving him enough credit. If Lauzun only started asking if he's okay after the switch, that would scare me too. Okay, Nagyunn isn't scared, just suspicious. Hopefully that's in past tense now, though (it's probably not)

My high quality art program (Kid Pix) started disfunctioning so I did what every normal Tek fan would do: take advantage of disadvantage.

His eye whites remind me of Minecraft diamondssssss :P

"I'm supposed to be a perfect copy of him..." or whatever (TSHD)

You thought I'd use a reference?? Fat chance!

Nagyunn Hikaru makes much more sense but imagine how horrifying Lauzun Hikaru would be........ because he has no reason to be, that's why.

...I should watch it again. It talks to my soul on many many levels.