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Rules Page~!
Hello, everyone!
I have been on a very long hiatus, and (fortunately or not) I am back. I wanted to pin my Rules page for everyone to find and glance at in case you were hoping to Plot with me anytime soon, I would be so happy to talk to any and all of you! Feel free to poke, pry and prod at me for plots, ideas and all sorts of chaos! https://secondequinox.tumblr.com/rules
Rules Page~!
Hello, everyone!
I have been on a very long hiatus, and (fortunately or not) I am back. I wanted to pin my Rules page for everyone to find and glance at in case you were hoping to Plot with me anytime soon, I would be so happy to talk to any and all of you! Feel free to poke, pry and prod at me for plots, ideas and all sorts of chaos! https://ficryfingcrs.tumblr.com/rules/
🐝 * ― 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒. ( sometimes super suggestive, other times pretty random and ridiculous, have some pick up lines. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ do you know what would look good on you ? me. ❜ ❛ if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head ? ❜ ❛ damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. ❜ ❛ your daddy must have been a baker cause you got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛ do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ? ❜ ❛ that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. ❜ ❛ hey, i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend. ❜ ❛ my dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth ? ❜ ❛ i’m like domino’s pizza. if i don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. ❜ ❛ hey baby, as long as i have a face, you’ll have a place to sit. ❜ ❛ let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down. ❜ ❛ i know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. ❜ ❛ that’s a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it ? ❜ ❛ screw me if i am wrong, but haven’t we met before ? ❜ ❛ i’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list. ❜ ❛ if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up. ❜ ❛ is it hot in here ? or is it just you ? ❜ ❛ just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right ? ❜ ❛ remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later. ❜ ❛ i lost my keys … can i check your pants ? ❜ ❛ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, i’ll be the nine. ❜ ❛ was than an earthquake or did you just rock my world ? ❜ ❛ apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ? ❜ ❛ i’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you. ❜ ❛ i have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so would you smile for me ? ❜ ❛ are you undressing me with your eyes ? ❜ ❛ with school, i just want an a. with you, i just want to f. ❜ ❛ i think i could fall madly in bed with you. ❜ ❛ can i borrow a kiss ? i promise i’ll give it back. ❜ ❛ what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ? ❜ ❛ i don’t think i want babies but i wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you. ❜ ❛ dinner first or can we go straight for dessert ? ❜ ❛ i was feeling very off today but then you turned me on. ❜ ❛ i’m having trouble sleeping by myself. can you sleep with me ? ❜ ❛ want to save water by showering together ? ❜ ❛ let only latex stand between our love. ❜ ❛ if you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them. ❜ ❛ i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave. ❜ ❛ let’s play carpenter. first, we’ll get hammered, then i’ll nail you. ❜ ❛ sorry, that seat is taken but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. we’ll talk about whatever pops up. ❜
Pupper makes grabby hands. She wants s'mores too. :0
"Say the magic word, princess. Maybe if you ask really nicely, I'll put extra chocolate on it, hm~?"
She took a bite out of the large, overstuffed s'more that was already in her hands, teasingly humming at the flavor that coated her taste buds.
"Mmm...~ Delicious, so yummy!"
Cayla had a finger to her lips. It sounded great. But alas...Too much chocolate makes her sick.
"Um, that's okay, the chocolate that's already on it is just fine!"
Cayla's tail starts to swish around. "Could I have a s'more please..?"
She clicked her tongue at remembering and bounced her fingers off her forehead as if she felt silly for forgetting.
"Duh, my bad, it probably doesn't do well for your stomach to have cocoa, does it? 'Puppy thing, I'm assuming."
Licking the last bit of chocolate off her index finger and swallowing so she doesn't speak with her moth full again, she nods and stand up.
"I have just the thing, hold on."
" Ih nah haf bah. "
Quickly she's lighting another right in front of the clearly shocked young man, smirking behind the hand the holds the rolled piece of paper (and other contents not recommended for a nineteen year old woman).
" I'm lying, they're absolutely horrible. "
She's chuckling softly at the look on his face, as well as the sheer social anxiety of the topic, apparent from his very energy.
" I just got a pack and honestly didn't know what to do with it, so I decided to freak you out. Kinda worth it. "
The poor man simply watches in basically horror for a long moment as the younger woman lights yet ANOTHER cigarette right in front of him for evident dramatic affect. Even as she reveals that it was all in jest he can't help a double blink before his lips purse the faintest bit, a completely clueless blink given once more.
" A-ah. I - well I didn't think they'd be all that great...- "
Shiori casts the woman a hesitant smile before finally he seems to relax a bit more, visibly apparent in his shoulders untensing and becoming more slack before the faint quirk to his brow is also rested. Yet his voice? Completely as meek as it had been moments before.
" Are.. You sure it's worth it if you had to taste that, just for a gag..? "
Oh god, yeah, it probably if not most certainly totally would be for Autumn considering the guy had looked like he'd seen a goldfish speak with how he had stared at her in both concern and confident-lacking panic.
Shrugging she couldn't help but chuckle softly at his rapid concern turning to sheer panic of what to do with what he'd witnessed. It was all more entertaining than she'd really even imagined. He looked more scared than the average literal deer in headlights.
Still, she was quite the fan of committing to the bit.
"Shit's shit, but it's got a fun little effect, here lemme show ya."
She inhales a big buff, having dropped her arms and holding the cigarette between pinched index and middle fingers. Exhaling slowly, she blows out some smoke into the afternoon sky, glancing over from the corner of her eye with a smug twinkle in those emeralds, just gleaming with malevolent intent.
Then, worse than ever, she eyes him over and extends her hand.
"Try it."
She wouldn't allow him to do anything he really didn't want, and honestly wouldn't let him take it from her, but just wanted to see what he'd truly do at peer pressure.
Frantically, the girl is searching the passengers side of the car for some sort of towel, other than her beach towel she refuses to acknowledge this very moment as an option.
There's gotta be a microfiber in here or something, what adult man-- what dad doesn't have a microfiber in his car?
She turned around to find a couple in the back, behind her seat. She grabbed one, turned to him and grimaced at the mess.
" Ew, there's so much goop. I didn't see that much, how'd you get so goopy in the two seconds I was looking for a towel? You're so very gooped at this very moment. "
Slowly, with microfiber in hand, she goes to dap up some, still disgusted like this isn't stuff she puts on her face, but it's just so goopy... and warm and goopy and gross.
" Honestly, I have no idea and I'm not even going to question it, I just hate how much is happening right now. "
The goopening is definitely just as disturbing to the older man as he has that gruff and seriously strained furrow to his eyebrows where it says plenty more than even his mouth could - a sure feat of its own. He manages to nab one of the stored microfibers from the back seat - ah, that's where they were - before padding down himself to set his priorities straight and prioritize himself; as in war, the first one climbing out of a trench needs to be yourself.
" Augh. Uhhhgh. God, when did YOU get so gooped? You look like an art project a seagull turned in just to get a D. As in, you know. " Thank you Maes for your grand eloquence.
Only once he has managed to ungoop his arms off does he decide to pass the very-much-so goopingly gooped-up microfiber he had just cleaned himself up with onto the redhead. As in, lazily toss it onto her lap so that he wouldn't have to deal with it.
" Ooooh. Missed a spot. "
"Oh you did not just toss the goobed up goobage towel onto me, dad."
Dainty index and thumb slowly lift the microfiber off of her lap as she tries her best to remain calm and collected while the warm, sicky, goop gets on her once again. she does her best to think happy thoughts, ones not of the goop, but yet it seems to drip off of a part of the towel and continue to goop onto her.
"Oh my god it's so gross. Please just drive so I can forget how mad I am at you and think about the beach."
She hadn't been to the beach in... well since before she could remember, if she had gone it wasn't memorable. She didn't have any nice beaches nearby where she grew up and well, no one would have taken her anyhow.
But if sunscreen was always this goopy and messy, maybe there was a reason it was so inconvenient in the first place.
" I said hit videogame, not that we hit the game itself, do you think that's very effective? "
Teasing at the other with her tone, she eyed him over, furrowing her chin as she inspected him as dimples were apparent beneath her lips. Quirked eyebrows lifted with her head before a nod of approval, beginning to smile again.
" Yep, pretty sure you've got all the right requirements for some kinda variant of McCree. Doesn't he go by Cassidy these days? How inclusive of him. 'Need to look into that, but anyhow, see! "
Index pointed straight as his attire, specifically the garments at his waist, then with palm exposed, she gestures to all of him.
" Only thing you're really missin' is a good ol' fashioned Cowboy Hat. "
" A cowboy hat? I guess I'd never thought about wearing one of those. You really think that goes with my looks..? "
It would probably have to be as flashy as his bright red coat, or a color that would contrast well with the bold extravagance of his hair and attire in general. Vash was a pretty flashy individual, even if most of it wasn't even intentional.
Either way the strange compliment has a bubbly little laugh pouring from his chest, the kind that is so genuine and without pause that you can't help but beam right along. Even his little fangs show in a cheery grin, for once, unable to help a real smile and a real reaction at such bizarre praise.
" Can't say I've ever been told something like that before~! I'll have to get a real fancy red cowboy hat, a real big one! I think I can spare a bit of money for something as important now as that~! "
Beaming, the smaller has crossed her arms over her chest, watching the other light up with a soft sense of joy from her observations. She enjoyed making him laugh, seeing as he was so carefree with his mannerisms, she'd only wished to have known sooner.
"Not to be fickle, but I actually don't see it as much anymore-- the resemblance I mean. I still think you'd look great in a cowboy hat, but because you would, not because you look like McCree."
She nodded as she watched him gleam over the idea of the new piece of his outfit that might hypothetically be purchased. Regardless, her entire perspective had changed. Simply because he was so genuine, there was no comparing it to a video game character with so much density.
He seemed worth more than that.
Pupper makes grabby hands. She wants s'mores too. :0
"Say the magic word, princess. Maybe if you ask really nicely, I'll put extra chocolate on it, hm~?"
She took a bite out of the large, overstuffed s'more that was already in her hands, teasingly humming at the flavor that coated her taste buds.
"Mmm...~ Delicious, so yummy!"
“Stop splashing yourself with goop juice! You’re getting too much goop everywhere! Conserve it, save it! Save the goop.”
" It's not like I WANT it to goop all over the place- quick, hand me a towel, please. "
The poor man is struggling for the life of him to conserve some of the sun-baked sunscreen that had exploded out of the bottle once he'd opened it.
" Damn. I guess I shouldn't have left it in the cup holder overnight. "
Frantically, the girl is searching the passengers side of the car for some sort of towel, other than her beach towel she refuses to acknowledge this very moment as an option.
There's gotta be a microfiber in here or something, what adult man-- what dad doesn't have a microfiber in his car?
She turned around to find a couple in the back, behind her seat. She grabbed one, turned to him and grimaced at the mess.
" Ew, there's so much goop. I didn't see that much, how'd you get so goopy in the two seconds I was looking for a towel? You're so very gooped at this very moment. "
Slowly, with microfiber in hand, she goes to dap up some, still disgusted like this isn't stuff she puts on her face, but it's just so goopy... and warm and goopy and gross.
“Are you McCree from Overwatch, hit video game?”
" Where I'm from, we don't hit video games- but, if that's who you say I am, I guess I am McCree from Overwatch! "
" I said hit videogame, not that we hit the game itself, do you think that's very effective? "
Teasing at the other with her tone, she eyed him over, furrowing her chin as she inspected him as dimples were apparent beneath her lips. Quirked eyebrows lifted with her head before a nod of approval, beginning to smile again.
" Yep, pretty sure you've got all the right requirements for some kinda variant of McCree. Doesn't he go by Cassidy these days? How inclusive of him. 'Need to look into that, but anyhow, see! "
Index pointed straight as his attire, specifically the garments at his waist, then with palm exposed, she gestures to all of him.
" Only thing you're really missin' is a good ol' fashioned Cowboy Hat. "
❝ last night, i smoked a cigarette. ❞
" Oh, you did? "
Wait, was she even old enough to smoke? Does it even matter? If he gives a positive response, is he encouraging it? Should he be encouraging someone to try smoking? What's the best way to respond to something like that?
" Haha, cool.. "
This feels wrong, somehow.
" Ih nah haf bah. "
Quickly she's lighting another right in front of the clearly shocked young man, smirking behind the hand the holds the rolled piece of paper (and other contents not recommended for a nineteen year old woman).
" I'm lying, they're absolutely horrible. "
She's chuckling softly at the look on his face, as well as the sheer social anxiety of the topic, apparent from his very energy.
" I just got a pack and honestly didn't know what to do with it, so I decided to freak you out. Kinda worth it. "
✧ — ⋆ 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
some ideas for first meeting prompts that may help break the ice between characters . feel free to amend contexts & roles where required ! violent & alcohol related prompts present .
[ BAR ] : for sender muse to join receiver muse at a bar.
[ DINER ] : for sender muse to join receiver at a diner / restaurant.
[ SAVE ] : for sender muse to step in to save receiver muse in a fight.
[ FAKE ] : for sender muse to pretend to know receiver muse in public to save them from a difficult encounter.
[ RUN ] : for sender muse to grab receiver muse hands and tell them to run.
[ STEAL ] : for sender muse to try to steal from receiver muse. ( pick-pocketing , in their home etc – feel free to specify context!)
[ STUDY ] : for sender muse to join receiver muse to study / read.
[ PICNIC ] : for sender muse to join receiver muse on a picnic.
[ FIRST DATE ] : for sender muse to meet receiver muse for a first date.
[ BREAK IN ] : for our muses to break in somewhere together.
[ATTACK ] : for sender muse to try to attack receiver muse. ( specify context ! )
[ DANCE ] : for sender muse to invite receiver to dance.
[ PAY ] : for sender muse to pay for receiver muse’s item(s) ( specify context!)
[ TAXI ] : for our muses to share a taxi ride somewhere.
[ CAR ] : for sender muse to jump in receiver muse’s car and tell them to drive.
[ LOCKED OUT ] : for sender muse to be locked out of their apartment & to ask for help from receiver.
[ DIY ] : for sender muse to ask receiver for help with diy in their home.
[ DARE ] : for sender muse to approach receiver on a dare.
[ PATCH ] : for sender muse to help receiver with an injury.
[ COMFORT ] : for sender muse to comfort receiver.
[ SWIM ] : for sender muse to throw receiver into the sea. / a river / pool ( specify ! )
[ RESTRAINED ] : for our muses to be tied up together.
[ CRY ] : for sender muse to find receiver crying.
[ KIDNAP ] : for sender muse to kidnap receiver.
[ DRUNK ] : for sender muse to look after receiver while drunk.
[ ZOMBIE ] : for our muses to be caught in a zombie attack together.
[ TRAPPED ] : for our muses to be trapped somewhere together ( stuck in a storm ? kidnapped together ? dodgy lock on a door ?)
[ WARN ] : for sender muse to warn receiver of incoming danger.
[ COFFEE SHOP ] : for sender muse to join receiver at a coffee shop / café.
[ WORK ] : for sender muse to help train receiver on the first day of their job.
[ ROOMMATES ] : for sender muse to be receiver muse’s roommate. ( feel free to specify whether in a college or a regular setting !)
[ BOOKSHOP ] : for our muses to meet in a bookshop.
[ EVENT ] : for our muses to meet at a charity event.
[ FUNDRAISING ] : for our muses to team up to raise money for charity. ( feel free to specify potential ideas !)
[ COMPETITORS ] : for our muses to be rivals in a competition.
[ KARAOKE ] : for our muses to sing karaoke together.
[ MUTUAL FRIEND ] : for our muses to meet through a mutual friend.
[ STOOD UP ] : for sender muse to join receiver on a date after noticing that they have been stood up.
[ MISSION ] : for our muses to meet on a mission.
[ UNDERCOVER ] : for sender muse to approach receiver while undercover.
[ MUSUEM ] : for our muses to meet at a museum.
[ ABANDONED ] : for our muses to meet in an abandoned building.
[ STARGAZING ] : for our muses to meet while stargazing.
[ ROOFTOP ] : for sender muse to find receiver on a rooftop.
Add a + for the reverse. {aka receiver > sender.}
945 Doona Cheon icons from Sadistic Beauty (Chapters 1-51)
Character: Doona Cheon
Fandom: Sadistic Beauty
Gender: Female
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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“You’re such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.”
“ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???”
“Not evil anymore, I want to be loved now.”
“Babygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.”
“Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.”
“What if my best self is a cunt that can’t wake up before noon?”
“They’ve got something gay going on.”
“I’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.”
“I couldn’t fix him. But I could fuck him.”
“I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.”
“If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.“
“I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”
“You’re talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.”
“I’m sorry I’m hot and funny. Are you mad at me?”
“You make a lot of threats for someone who is short and can’t even do a push-up.”
“My fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.”
“Your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.”
“My kink? Knowing all the information.”
“I think Aristotle said that.”
“The Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.”
“Vulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.”
“Please don’t say mean things to me.”
“My hobbies include knowing and being right.”
“I told you a joke and you’re laughing. I love you.”
“I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.”
“I don’t identify as “male” or “female”, I identify as a warning.”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“First of all, I didn’t “miss” the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, that’s sexy.”
“I could recognize him by tits alone.”
“I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.”
“Can someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, I’m trying.”
&. 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( various fluffy dialogue prompts so soft, so sweet, just for you! )
❛ i just wanted to make sure you’re okay. ❜
❛ there it is, there’s that smile! ❜
❛ you got me flowers? ❜
❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜
❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜
❛ you’re lucky that you’re cute. ❜
❛ wait, you think i’m cute? ❜
❛ you’re not alone. you never were. ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ good morning, sleeping beauty. ❜
❛ it’s better with you here. ❜
❛ don’t worry, i’m staying right here. ❜
❛ you’re welcome to stay, if you want. ❜
❛ don’t be a stranger, okay? ❜
❛ i haven’t laughed like this in a long time. ❜
❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜
❛ you can hold my hand, if you want. ❜
❛ i knew you would be here. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜
❛ before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. ❜
❛ wow i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look. ❜
❛ we can order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. ❜
❛ what, am i not allowed to look at you? ❜
❛ i’m not giving up on you. ❜
❛ is that my shirt? ❜
❛ this is a good look for you. ❜
❛ pinky promise? ❜
❛ c’mere, you. ❜
❛ honey, i’m home! ❜
❛ you remembered? ❜
❛ you’re my family too. ❜
❛ let’s go somewhere, just you and me. ❜
❛ i’m here for you. don’t forget that. ❜
❛ you’re the only thing that matters. ❜
❛ was that your first kiss? ❜
❛ i was worried something happened to you. ❜
❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜
❛ relationships are built on trust, and i trust you. ❜
❛ you always see the good in people. even me. ❜
❛ do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are? ❜
❛ nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time! ❜
❛ thanks to you, i know what it means to love again. ❜
❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜
❛ i’m just glad you’re okay. ❜
❛ here we are, home sweet home. ❜
❛ thanks for being here with me. ❜
❛ seeing you happy is all that matters. ❜
❛ keep it. it looks better on you. ❜
❛ i couldn’t stop missing you if i tried. ❜
❛ you feel like home to me. ❜
A NOVEL I’LL NEVER PUBLISH : STARTERS
a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from a YA novel I wrote back in high school. change & alter as needed.
“Are you just going to keep staring at that thing all day?”
“This is a bank, right? …So why does it look like there’s some serious horror movie shit going down here?”
“Personally, I think she was just born a bitch.”
“Get yourself something to eat.”
“We’ve got to get this place cleaned up and looking nice.”
“It only takes sixty seconds of your time, but the peace of mind it gives you will last for a lifetime.”
“And you’re not frightened of needles, right?”
“That’s got more lies printed on it than a presidential campaign poster.”
“Remember that weekend in Los Angeles? Well, this is just like that, except we’re not using dynamite, and there won’t be any human sacrifices.”
“Oh, god, it’s trying to break the door down!”
“Did you get that off a bumper sticker?”
“No one wants to deal with your shit, [name]. Why else do you think your parents ditched you?”
“I’m fine. I ate last night.”
“Yes, a fair number of global concerns could be resolved if only people would stop ‘saying things’.”
“I’m sorry that happened to you.”
“It’s been like this for as long as I can remember.”
“My parents weren’t really into all that sentimental ‘loving your child’ shit.”
“Do you think it’s after midnight yet?”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, [name], but I’m pretty sure no one in recorded history has ever had laser vision.”
“Still, it’s kind of cool, isn’t it?”
“There’s no reason to be nervous, honey. It’s just standard procedure.”
“Things will get better. They just have to.”
“We have enough to keep the lights on, or the water running, but not both.”
“Look, nobody cares about people like us, okay? They never do. They never will. We’re on our own out here.”
“Apparently, I’ve joined the ranks of the demons. That’s what the priest told me when he was trying to ‘save my immortal soul’, or whatever.”
“I’m just a fuck-up, okay?! I fuck everything up! Everything! All the time! That’s why I’m alone! That’s why no one wants anything to do with me!”
“I’m sorry it didn’t work out for us, son.”
“She’s probably just mad at us for breathing. Repeated offenses, you know.”
“I’m doing this for you! For all of you!”
“We’ll leave a light on for you.”
“You’ve always been a part of our family, [name]. You just took the long way coming home.”
ORIGINAL CHARACTER QUESTIONS & HEADCANONS * collection #1
how long ago did you create your oc? how did the idea come to you?
how would you describe your oc's core aesthetic?
if your oc had a theme song, what would it be?
what inspires you when writing your oc?
does your oc have a faceclaim? if so, why did you choose them? if they don't have a faceclaim, why not?
does your oc have any particular ties to certain fandoms? how do they fit into the dynamics of these fandoms and their existing characters?
what are some of your favorite ships with your oc?
what do you think makes your oc unique?
what qualities do you and your oc have in common?
what makes you and your oc different?
does your oc have any quirks or habits?
in your opinion, what's the hardest thing to do when creating an oc?
in your opinion, what's the easiest thing to do when creating an oc?
are there any canon characters that inspired your oc?
are there any canon characters you wish would interact with your oc?
what's your opinion on ocs in general?
do you have any hot takes about ocs?
what colors do you associate with your oc?
what do you think your oc smells like?
are there any important npcs in your oc's life? what are they like?
how would other characters describe your oc?
