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there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

wiidogasts

all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

wiidogasts

u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

wiidogasts

what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

wiidogasts

bonus: why they ourple

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

catasters

rumirantics

another discovery that huntrix made during their first U.S. tour was that rumi loves texas bbq and texas bbq loves her 🤠

there's some bbq joint somewhere in the middle of texas, some place you wouldn't expect kpop to have touched all that much, that has rumi's photo hung up on their wall not because she's a celebrity celebrity in that she's a world famous pop star, but because she's a local celebrity at that joint specifically because she beat some eating challenge the restaurant hosts in record time

(huntrix had an extra day in between the dallas and houston stops and zoey wanted to try ✨️ authentic✨️ texas bbq and went down a rabbit hole on reddit rumira tagged along because they're all codependent like that)

a random huntrix fan stumbles upon the joint one day while just going about their day, trying some place new for dinner and then-

fan: is that RUMI FROM HUNTRIX??? on your wall??

[there's a huge framed photo of rumi in casual clothing, a plastic tiara, and a bib, posing with a spare rib next to her face and the biggest 😀 smile. the caption reads PRINCESS OF PORK in blinding gold, all caps]

waitress: idk what huntrix is but yeah that's rumi alright she's famous around here for setting the record for the 7lb bbq platter challenge, 10 minutes faster than the next winner how do you know her?

fan: she's a world famous pop star??

waitress: huh the more you know ig

frozenartscapes

One of the other waiters, chiming in: I’m pretty sure she ate the ribeye in three bites

Fan: Must have been a good steak

Waiter: One of our best sellers! But the wild thing was that it’s bone-in

Fan: …

Waiter: There wasn’t a bone left on the plate

tigerwolfdemon21

Rumi: *c r o n c h *

clinicalinsamity

Therefore You and Me | 2ha (Ranwan) Animatic WIP

#erha

min-kas

Ranwan art dump

#2ha

pinkwaferholic

Oh my gosh this episode.. u are so loved, Toshiko :(

guineapiggies

Via mrs_larissa_domogalla

anyablossom

NOT hiding this

t00thpasteface

my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...

arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.