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the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

thetruerarkher

thegirlwiththemooglehat

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

girldog

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

emeraldspiral

sreegs

i think that cross might be too big for that jesus

homunculus-argument

I called the hospital on monday to book a time for a doctor's appointment because I need my meds renewed. I got a call back on tuesday, and after about 30 minutes of searching, the person at the phone operation side could locate a doctor to consult about the matter of "I have no meds and I must scream", and I was told that they can do a temporary short-term renew for until I can get a doctor's appointment, but that they really really recommend I should get a doctor's appontment :/ like as soon as possible pls :// like no we don't have times for appointments rn so we really can't help you but you really really need to get one :////

like motherfucker I cannot verbally express how much this is actively not my fault. I was literally physically on a phonecall TRYING TO GET A GODDAMN APPOINTMENT as we speak and instead I'm getting told that I really should look into getting myself an appointment - something I was actively trying to do at that exact minute - as if this was my personal failure on my end, on failing to obtain something that was THEIR FUCKING JOB TO OFFER.

Imagine having an idk black mould problem and you call a professional and they just go "oh yeah that looks really bad. You really should get a professional to get that taken care of."

prokopetz

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

prokopetz

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

6balls

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

6balls

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

superchat

kiyomitakada

[Transcript: A tiktok by @ thekylehighclubtiktok. Two people walk and exchange dramatically evil lines and gestures with the caption "POV: We're master manipulators." They both burst into laughter at each other in between line deliveries.

A: Puppets! Puppets, all of you, attached to my fingers. B: Well I hope all this blood on my hands doesn't stain the cookie jars I've got my fingers in! A: Sigh. A king like me must play a game with only pawns. B: Looks like I've been playing chess, while you've been playing chess like an idiot. A: My world is like a game of CHARADES. 'Cause every interaction I have is a CHARADE. B: Fool me once — [finger wag] No you didn't. A: Ha! I'm a team of one and you're still outnumbered! B: [smugly] Looks like I've just manipulated you.]