Local Chaos Baby

Gross and unorganized yet somehow my most followed blog? Triggers aren’t tagged so tread carefully dears... remember that I <3 you. Artblog is luvview Currently fixating on: SCP Foundation

[luvview]

For your consideration, friends. Grace being way too excited for company to think about quarantine periods and getting the bacterial/viral steel chair for it.

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[izzetheking]

in my past life as japanese royalty i had a cyst maiden who tended to my cysts

[izzetheking]

i fell in love with my cyst maiden but it was forbinden

[fsmilanocortina]

Amber Glenn (USA)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Exhibition Gala (That's Life)

[mortuary9]

no thoughts just him

[yournonbinarypal]

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[threedollarsdotcom]

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

[teo-garden-bugs]

[milf--adjacent]

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[teaandtoastandthyme]

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

[angelicguy]

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

[holleywoodlandgestures]

• and now that’s not even attainable

[smoky-moka]

Can't keep these friggin bugs off him

[palaceoftheprophets]

Preservation Aux crew…and security consultant.

Some closeups!

(uh, Volescu is off enjoying retirement somewhere)

[lacreatricefortune]

The beauty of Murderbot being such an unreliable narrator in the books is that it is actually 100% plausible MB was hallucinating a self-insert Sanctuary Moon fanfic the entire time it was being rescued and left those details out its narrative because they were too embarrassing.

I imagine that for MB, realizing it accidentally called Mensah "captain" out loud to her face like some star-struck ensign is a humiliation on par with a high school student realizing they accidentally called their favorite teacher "mom."

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[kaijuno]

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

[kaijuno]

More pics from that day

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

dont ask owl