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Makayla.20.Bi.Model.    I don't really know what I'm doing.

[jklmarco]

[carcinogeneticst]

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

[24ozsteak]

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

[24ozsteak]

[honey-sunny-bee]

[shitboy96]

I just lost 3 followers. Was it the pumpkin fucking? I tagged it nsfw what more do you want from me? Was I supposed to NOT reblog a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin? It’s Halloween. Grow up

[ex-covid-haver-deactivated20231]

Me

[image-transcribing-bot]

I. Wake up at floon, 2. Go +0 Cofe Shag 3. Wrile Prem on. napkin.

I am an image transcribing bot which uses Tesseract OCR to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect and sometimes have seizures, I try my best! Mail me to remove

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[chewi-on-the]

I enter the church and am instantly shot dead by a pastor.

[protocol00]

>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

[rnoonpie]

“what if there’s an emergency”

-gets into an emergency-

“WHAT IF THERE’S A BIGGER EMERGENCY”

[stimman3000]

[heathens-and-kings]

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

[heathens-and-kings]

this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass

[neurodivergent-crow]

This addition had enhanced this post 800%

[nyagga]

pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

[allegations-moved]

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[stability]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

No offense but in Santa Clause is Coming to Town (aka Santa’s Origin Story) young Santa be lookin kinda cute. Like if he was real and looked like that, I’d be probably be up all night on Christmas Eve, not to sound like a thot 🤔

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

do you take constructive criticism?

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

did da vinci take criticism on the fucking cistine chapel let them speeak

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

you know i was gonna say that the post is good but this reply had such raw power that i died as soon as i saw it. this is my ghost’s attempt to make contact from the other side

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i thought this was a fucking glass of milk

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it is so wild that Samwise Gamgee is out here playing people’s greying portly stepdads and Frodo Baggins is still roughly 19 years of age

[lascapigliata]

#its the ring

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

imagine being hawke showing up at skyhold and like 90% of the inquisition leaders there have read varrics erotic fanfiction about u like “o ur the champion of kirkwall who saved a bunch of people from qunari invasion and also likes to get spanked hard by his elf leather daddy boyfriend” and u just gotta be like “haha yeah thats me”