I'm a Sensible Goblin, now.

Ravenpuff, ISTP, 9w1, Libra, Ace mostly-cis mostly-guy

[arsanatomica]

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[nosleep4sam]

I did not know this.

[wardenmcpherson]

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

[ainawgsd]

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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[waspinfested]

i want there to be less information on this post please

[the-official-princess-club]

The Princess Club

Episode 131

[scullysimp]

That ‘70s Show + tumblr text posts

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[thechanelmuse]

[florida-69]

How tf does she stay this calm

[le-dreadmau5]

Because of the whole Angry Black Woman™ stereotype, the only way to be taken seriously is to be calm, collected, and concise while still speaking passionately about such topics. If she raised her voice, or let her hand move above chest level, she would’ve immediately been dismissed as an “angry black woman” who needs to “control herself” while her accurate rebuttal would’ve been thrown out the window.

Notice how her neutral pose is her hands in her lap. When she speaks about oppression, she taps her hand on the table laying out her points then back to neutral. She knew exactly what had to be done to be taken seriously.

[butneverstoptrying]

There's this giant pile of mulch near work and I REALLY want to bury myself in it and spring out like some kind of 5'7 trapdoor spider in a dress.

(But I'm an adult, so back to the spreadsheet pit I go.)

[saint-batrick]

i am so enchanted by this.

[antique-scarecrow]

grown ups are a myth

[saint-batrick]

that is the most factual statement in the universe. we're all just kinda faking it. it's fine. it's probably fine.

[godslayingenthusiast]

[justinhubbell]

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Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic.  Not just sharing in the sense of re-posting this comic, (which you should totally do) but also sharing your stories with me, letting my know how my comics have touched you.  It means so much to me.  Love ya! Stay tuned for more comics! <3

[justinhubbell]

It gives me tremendous joy to see people still reading this comic, and especially when they get something out of it.

Over the years I have faced many ups and downs, just like everyone else. Sometimes it really gets to me how mean people can be to each other. How mean I can be to myself. But for all the Level 1 Trans Fighters out there please know with acceptance, mindfulness, and self compassion I did in fact find my balance. Not a fast process. Basically a complete lifestyle change. Sometimes I lose that balance, sure. But when I choose to present my authentic identity? I’m objectively drop dead gorgeous. Here are a hand full of my looks. You’ll notice none of them are 100% masculine or feminine. Peace be with you. Thank you for reading. Thank you for being you. -J

[fierceawakening]

I want a world that is safe for people like this person. If that makes me a “trender” or a “cultist” or a “genderist,” okay.

The world should make room for people in liminal places. The world should make room for people who stay in liminal places all their lives.

We need at least a few of those people. They remind the rest of us that sometimes what looks binary is actually a continuum, and that sometimes the reason we only see the people on the edges is because we punish everything else.

[veenia]

Katara & Toph

[t0mies-b0dy]

[anachronic-cobra]

FUCK this show had amazing messages

[phantoms-lair]

Friendly reminder that Toph can tell when someone’s lying, so she knows Katara is being 100% sincere.

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[mysteriousharmony]

Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

[kai-ni]

My time has come

[unfortunately-slut]

One more, and they will be complete

[lethal-liability]

Does this count?

[leeveemealone]

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

[stutterhug]

Secret Playmate~

www.stutterhug.com

https://www.patreon.com/Stutterhug

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I hate people that are like "oh you shouldn't curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words" like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I'm looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

[arachnofiend]

Similarly, trying to be all fancy and calling someone a “blight on the world” simply has a different energy and weight to it than calling them a fucking asshole.

You wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair.

[ruffboi-mags]

that last line is on fire tho.

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[justbadpuns]

One of Jimmy Fallon’s best moments

[dinah-lance]

Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

[helenalovebot]

harley’s face in the last gif is just so encouraging. i mean she’s psychiatriat so she obviously understands that huntress is unsure and still learning how to have friends and so she’s just like ‘good compliment, you gave a good go at it’

and dinah is just like ‘i appreciate the effort, also don’t think i didnt notice you staring’

we love supportive friendships

[mattymurdox]

Some gross fanboy: HuNtrEsS IsN’t SeXy eNoUgH FoR mE iN BirDs oF pReY!

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Fat Controller must have high insurance premiums with how often Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends have accidents.

[sensiblegoblin]

Don't talk about Sir Topham Hatt like that!