Mischief

They/Them 23, Pagan and proud of it. Witch. Compliation of things that I love and my art.

[memeuplift]

@memeuplift

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

The very definitions of everyday heroes

[aureatestarlight]

Alright, I just heard back from my cat’s vet, and while it wasn’t all bad we still do need help:

So recently I posted about Tonkatsu needing to go to the vet due to a mass growing under her eye. The mass was there for a while because we were told it was harmless, but last week she started trembling and running a slight fever out of nowhere so we took her in for it. 

They did drain it in order to send it for testing but it’s currently RAPIDLY refilling. At this point, she is having a very difficult time closing her eye at all. The vet confirmed the results as a benign cyst. Because it’s so large, so close to her eye, and causing her so much discomfort we do need to have it surgically removed with a specialist. The lowest quote I’ve had today was $2,300, and it could still be higher than that, specifically if she has to be knocked out for it which they won’t know until we get her in for the initial consultation. 

If you guys can help, I’d really appreciate it. She turns 15 this year, and I want to make sure she stays comfortable. The donation options below are the only ones I have available, so if you can’t use those or can’t afford to donate, please share this post instead. And if all you can spare is 2-3$, that’s perfectly fine- I won’t judge you for trying to help where you can how you can. You are all appreciated and loved for any help you can offer right now. Please don’t tag this post as d*nat*on to avoid it being purged. Thank you! 

|c**happ- $MikkiNa | V**mo: floralmalice | 

[aureatestarlight]

This really isn’t gaining traction and the mass has already refilled to the size it was before her vet visit. I really need help having this removed, and I honestly have no other way of getting that support other than turning to folks online. Please, please share this on the off chance that someone can help.

[loveyouforl000years-deactivated]

mutuals i am handing u this rn

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

whenevr i take an antihistamine i think of

[serslee]

Im collecting benadryl posts

[tiniestmagneto]

[memewhore]

[valoricky]

This is a stupid conversation! and I'm not going to continue it! literally so fucking correct

[shouldabeentwins]

What I’m really proud of is the fact that he made SURE the audience understood why the caller was being an idiot. He made a PERFECT comparison, gave the caller an honest chance to re-evaluate and change his mind. His point landed, everyone knew it, even the caller (note his pause and almost hesitancy after being asked).

But when the caller decided to bulldoze on anyway, because god forbid actually listen to the other person in the conversation, the expert cut him off and refused his time. And good for him.

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[VD: A tweet by @ g33kgurli, tweeted at 9:47 PM on Dec 17, 2021. It reads, "Perhaps the best clap back to antivaxxers and antimaskers." Attached is a video from The Thom Hartmann Program, where Hartmann is talking with a caller. The conversation goes as follows:

Caller: Hey Thom. Uh, I was listening to you for the last hour so, um, I heard survival of the fittest. Um, you know some of us choose not to vaccinate and uh--

Hartmann: You're nuts, Nicholas.

Caller: --because we work very hard about staying fit, eating healthy, and our natural immune system.

Hartmann: So Nicholas if you're so healthy, would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis or gonorrhea?

Caller: You're missing the point.

Hartmann: No, I'm not missing the point. They're contagious diseases. Would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis and gonorrhea and not worry about it because you're so healthy?

Caller: [pause] No, I wouldn't do that.

Hartmann: Okay, then why would you expose yourself to covid without having some protection?

Caller: Because the protection is my natural immunity.

Hartmann: No, it's not. Tell that--

Caller: Yes, yes, my natural immune system--

Hartmann: Tell that to eight hundred thousand dead Americans. Nicholas, this is- this is a stupid conversation and I'm not going to continue it.

/end VD]

[anarchopuppy]

Everyone who’s ever died of a disease had an immune system

[saturnzspawn]

This shit is infuriating

[ID: a tweet from aj plus featuring a picture of an island beach: A plane carrying mostly Mormon missionaries brought #COVID19 to Kiribati — one of the last places without any outbreaks. Passengers tested positive after arrival on the island nation, which closed borders for 2 years, despite being vaccinated. Cases there are now at least 181.]

[witches-ofcolor]

Oof I'm seething.

[polaehhh]

Of-fucking-course it was the people who want to "help" and "bring Jesus to them and save their souls" who brought the plauge to the natives. History loves to repeat itself.

[black-geek-supremacy]

👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

[the-lanai]

[bifurpawzsfw]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.

I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies. 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes

[ionlylooklikeahipster]

I cant get over the fact that her popcorn bag is upside down in the last image.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I redid this older comic I made for my storytelling class based on this post. Have some cute wlw love in your day.

It’s hard, if I had more free time I could make it so pretty, this is what I could throw together for the assignment.

[mlem0817]

morning routine

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

ngl, i'm lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i'm lying.

[joglhupf-deactivated20220708]

John.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

what's up?

[gandalfsbignaturals]

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

[skiddlefable]

...when is this post from.

[skiddlefable]

LIKE TWO DAYS AGO???

[duran-duran-less-official]

Date of origin: January 28th 2022.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drownedinlight]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that hotline is forvo.com. It’s a pronunciation dictionary that allows you type in a word and see how it’s pronounced. They have multiple languages as well. Don’t see a word on there that you know how to pronounce? You can totally add it. Visit forvo. Help yourself.

[defectivegembrain]

that is much better than a hotline because you don’t have to actually talk to someone

[wyrmstory]

happy out of touch thursday

[amazoogle]

[enolaholmess]

how dare you leave this in the tags

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions: a photo of a blue truck with white text on the side which reads "help us score the gift of life, Donate bloob."]

[a tag which reads #bloobo from my veins?!?!?!]

[deafmic]

I personally think that Tumblr should embrace their status as an anti-social media and start implementing small things that would actively make this website more of a nuisance.

[deafmic]

Some ideas, some borrowed from other posts:

-an @ everyone feature, which would notify all your followers of a post. What's the difference between this and turning on post notifications? Well, with this you don't get to choose if you've been notified or not

-mail forwarding. You get an ask you don't like? Hit this button to forward it on to a random person.

-bring back the ability to edit other people's posts except this time it notifies you if someone has edited their post so you can have beef with them if you want

-the ability to create statuses that show up next to your username when you go to your blog. This has great chaos potential.

-polls, with both unlimited options and unlimited time that can be customized. I want to see the entire bee movie script in the form of a poll

Feel free to add on more

[captainlordauditor]

#I for one would like an option to tell people why I blocked them#just a little pop up when they try to come to my page#you've been blocked by this user for: being annoying in the Jason Todd tag

[vinceaddams]

The Welsh Viking is pretty cool! 

[vinceaddams]

He’s going to run 5 kilometres in his viking armour on May 9th to raise money for Stonewall!

[vinceaddams]

Oh my goodness this is getting a lot of notes! Since I see posts on tumblr about how a lot of people seem to think all historians and archaeologists are crusty old bigots I’d just like to add that this guy is an archaeologist. A very vocally anti-racist archaeologist who goes out of his way to be as inclusive as possible to queer people.

[teratomarty]

Reblogging to watch later!

[fixyourwritinghabits]

Always get your historical facts from anti-racist archeologists.

[educatedsavage]

Wait, how’d the run go!?

[vinceaddams]

Oh gosh I forgot to update on that! It went well, he was sore and tired but no injuries, and he raised over 1700 pounds! 

[vinceaddams]

[weirdfact]

USA Cultural Regions Map

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is super cool

[fabulesque]

For non-Americans: this is actually accurate and reflects how Americans understand ourselves and regional identities. These aren’t official labels, but they’re not totally made up either.