How I imagine characters from the Circle getting therapy sessions like-
Therapist: So what do we do when we come across a problem/get into a problem?
Jocelyn: Double it and give it to the next person?
Jocelyn: Ah I know, run away to another country and make a brand new identity!
Therapist: Let's get back to what we discussed last week.
Stephen: yea, yea. I told you. I'm not a pushover at all.
Therapist: So what will you do if Valentine asks you to stop our sessions/interactions?
Stephen *standing up*: Bye, bye, it was nice knowing you.
Therapist: let's start our session with a fun game. Complete the lyrics to the famous song- What is love....
Celine: Baby please hurt me?
Celine *trying again*: Love is ...pain?
Therapist: No, why are you like this-
Therapist: We're going to talk about how to manage grief. How would you react if you hear about your parents' deaths?
Valentine: Find out the bastard who was responsible and wipe out his entire race from the earth.
Therapist: How the fuck are you going to fight against a heart attack you IDIOT!
Valentine *thinking hard* : By attacking ultraprocessed foods? Starting a revolution against fast food manufacturing industries?
Therapist: Talking about romantic relationships, what do you do if your man cheats on you?
Maryse: Get back with him, raise his and his dead ex parabatai's kids, and nurse him back to health when he's wounded, all the while absolutely hating the shit outta him?
Maryse: I must have forgotten to add "trauma dump your kids in the process".
Therapist: Alright so what do you want in your life?
Robert: A healthy relationship with my loved ones.
Therapist: And what's the right way to do that?
Robert: By treating them like absolute shit when they place their trust in me?
Therapist: You have many unresolved issues-
Robert: But I'm not gay, I promise.
Therapist: Your self worth and self respect is...
Hodge: Non existant like my ability to say no to Valentine?
Therapist: NO. See,that was so easy to say.
Hodge: But where there's Valentine's will, there's a yes!
Therapist: It's where there's a will, there's a way you buffoon!
Therapist: You .. you seem well actualised as far as I can tell. Why are you here?
Luke: Oh I'm just here to pick up Jocelyn and then I've gotta get Clary from the institute, make sure if Simon is alright, talk to Jace about his daddy issues, help Maia with managing the werewolf pack, look over at the remaining headmaster stuff and-
Therapist: Okay stop, abandonment issues aside, how tf did you speak that much in one breath?
Luke: yeah uh- Valentine trained me to have better stamina as his parabatai ig.
*Flashbacks to Luke and Valentine yaoi moments*