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I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

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you have odd notions about masculine faces.

glumshoe

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

glumshoe

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

echomortis

pornosophical

teamrocketing

this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

pularia

good

dennys

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

zaof-deactivated20140807

how do you delete other blogs

hxmoerotic

some homophobic conservative: lock gay people up on an island and nuke them

you fucking demons: wow I have so many questions…where do the pansexuals go? Can ace people join in? Haha are bi people allowed to move between the Straight and Faggot islands and what about

sanangelos-blog

Ace people fly over the island because we are dragons

goandsavemyunicorn

Pan people rule the ocean because we are mermaids.

hxmoerotic

I crave death

flipstick

Gender fluids are the wind visiting the islands and never bound to anything

hxmoerotic

Listen I am BEGGING y'all to kill me

pkpaulshow

xxreallinkxx:

Twitch chat controlled a mechanical-bull-styled couch while someone is playing Smash

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hes dead

dreamofhircine

Twitch Plays Spinal Fracture

totalspiffage

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

itseasytoremember

someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality

itseasytoremember

nvm i found it

kristakittyfish

lotsofaccidentalnightmarefuel

Santa sees all.

mommyandherbabyprince

Pumpkin spice latte

Mommy: “Hi my pumpkin spice latte!” *Kisses* Prince: “That’s not what I am!” Mommy: “You’re not? Your not yummy and addicting and pair perfectly with blankets and cuddling?” Prince: *blushes* “Otay maybe I am that”

A very real conversation Jakey and I had, it was so cute!

chainsawpunk

setheverman

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

despazito

spart

jasper-rolls

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

hotvampireadjacent

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

every1one

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

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“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling