majin cum stain

[pngblog]

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[marxism-transgenderism]

When the soap dribbles a little extra impotently on to the sink after you pump its load into your hand

[flurgehbla]

when the soap pump is so pent up it completely misses your hand and just blows it all over your shirt

[marxism-transgenderism]

Somebody save me from this barbaric, bidetless backwater of a country

[marxism-transgenderism]

Every photo or video you see of an american, god forbid any individual you see in real life, is almost certainly walking around with poop butt. They may have convinced themselves they dont because they rub their assholes red and rashed with tissue paper but, like trying to sweep up crumbs with a bad broom, there is always some left. They're luddites whove convinced themselves that the beauty of modern bidet technology is a scary, unknown thing thats meant to hurt them. Some even mythologize their poop butt as proof of their rugged character. God willing one day they may grow into a more advanced civilization

[hotvampireadjacent]

The average American male will write off bidets bc they’re “gay” and rather walk around with shit caked on their ass

[marxism-transgenderism]

It is with deep regret that I must inform you that not even the women are safe from this barbaric practice. They, like the men, also believe that using a bidet can harm them spiritually or even throw off the balance of their humors. Im afraid no one in this unenlightened land is free from the need for reeducation

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[depsidase]

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[dogpuppy]

[inlovewiththemooon]

splayed and spilling out

fleshed out, and with my angel version

[houndmother]

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

[markv5]

Красавчик с мылыми лапками via https://t.me/russian_cat_meme

[someday-dreamlands]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dragongirl-weed]

transcription by @jub3r7

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Pure genius on display here, lads.