majin cum stain

[targetedknowledge]

[someday-dreamlands]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dragongirl-weed]

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"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Pure genius on display here, lads.

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[vvumpscut]

[mr-deep-downer]

[vvumpscut]

Me when i call the suicide hotline and get put on hold while a fanduel ad plays

[taxidermycanine]

shhhh... shhhhhhhhhh..... too loud ...... shhhhhg.....

[cal-kestis]

happy april 30th!

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[penandinkprincess]

IT'S BABBY SEASON

[too-many-blorbos]

Those... are... beautiful baby geese... and that is ALL I am going to say

[penandinkprincess]

[throathole]

I saw this on instagram with like 20k likes and all I can say is I hope both of these people die in an electric scooter accident

[throathole]

It just. It fills me with dread to think about how fat acceptance has backslid so much in these last few years that now even straight white men are expected to peacock by flaunting how extra super skinny their waist is. I want to start killing

[mr-deep-downer]

it probably has a lot to do with kpop becoming mainstream

[nauticalradical]

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

[sonypraystation]

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

[depsidase]

[datasoong47]

You know, if you're going to dye a fountain for some cause, you might want to think seriously about what visual effect your choice of color will have when added to water ...

[bophtelophti]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Yellow does has more positive connotations than negative. Yellow is associated more with happiness, creativity and hope than pissing on the poor.

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

You hope we're pissing on the poor? What's wrong with you?

[theonion]

Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to be targeted,” said political analyst Allen Mueller, noting that the computer-generated president shouts the name of a different foreign country with each sweaty thrust into the bright orange basketball.

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[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[archivearchangelica]

Pig Girl Discount Store, 2011